quote: John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me feel her hooters.
Jeremy Klein: So, you gonna complain everytime some hot older broad makes you feel her up? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Klein: Well why don't you try getting jacked off under the table? Then you'll have something to complain about. What they like? Were they nice? Are they real or fake? They built for comfort or for speed? What'd you do? You play the motorboat? You played the motorboat
[makes motorboat noise]
Jeremy Klein: You motorboatin' son of a bitch.
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Klein: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: [starts walking away] Nothin'. I'm going for a walk.
Jeremy Klein: [sort of screaming to John] Well, have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up some blood. [Sandy Gallin]