Unlike the US, in our elections, no one will interfere - even the people.More [08/20/2018 09:08:44]
"Suicides! Trust us!
We'll do everything for you!
Without any consequences.
Suicide by outsourcing (without the expected harm)".
Russian postMore [05/16/2019 02:05:54]
2030. Went to fast food "All made from synthetic algae". Ate, drank and praised: - Everything was green!More [05/11/2019 01:05:50]
Computer geeks in the hospital:
- Honey, before sharing with you the most important news, let me remind you two of the aphorism from the portal aphorism.ru. Digital Capital is the Cradle of Artificial Intelligence. Big Data is the Cradle of Artificial Intelligence.
- Okay, so we have twins.More [03/15/2019 08:03:29]
- Fima, why are you worried about the silence of the Armenian radio?
- Rose, I got my first proof that the radio was people!
- It's like?
- Chess is a biological pause, which took All the Armenian radio by the whole team!More [03/13/2019 02:03:10]
- Rosa, what happened to the Armenian radio? I wanted to hear it, but it's okay.
- Fima, you missed the main political events. Armenian radio was long gone in the sport!
- What? In the biathlon?
- No, chess. Fima, Armenian radio party discipline Leninist reforged in the Armenian section of chess.
- I understand. Not to listen, not to see.More [03/13/2019 02:03:01]
Elections in the United States. Who will win: Russian or Chinese hackers?More [10/06/2018 10:10:34]
I went to the kitchen to drink water at night, and there my wife was on a diet.More [10/04/2018 08:10:47]
The day after the bank robbery, the robbers received a text message with the terms of the loan.More [10/04/2018 08:10:15]
The idea for the advertising slogan of vodka: soft, as Putin's proposal for pension reform.More [08/30/2018 10:08:12]
Criticism is always BDSM, and critic is a pervert sadist. [05/11/2019 04:05:16] More
Money shows what kind of person it is, situations and moments show what life was all about. [05/06/2019 06:05:12] More
- Write your own, stop quoting others.
- What do you want to say in your own words that you have more than your own? More than anyone? More than Bulgakov or Bacon? [05/21/2019 09:05:32] More
Among the results in the Guinness book, no one thought to represent the record holder with the highest number of aphorisms in the pages of the work. [05/08/2019 01:05:07] More
I love my work and go to it with love and joy. I can work not only during the daytime, but also at night, if necessary, and even on weekends. [05/17/2019 05:05:42] More