List of Jokes

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Unlike the US, in our elections, no one will interfere - even the people.More [08/20/2018 09:08:44]
You aforest network?
Yeah.
Real aphorist?
Yeah.
Prove it.
I don't talk to anti-Semites!More [09/11/2019 10:09:32]
Doctor! Help!
What's wrong with You?
I really want to listen to the final musical composition from the credits of the film Slumdog Millionaire.
Oh, what a difficult case.More [09/09/2019 03:09:49]
The state organization Post of Russia instructed to make a network 5G. From now on, every consumer around the clock GPS signal will be delivered by the postman.More [09/05/2019 03:09:35]
What bothers you more? The dried up Aral sea or the fate of the Internet as a war of money?
I don't know. And then, and more.
You can't. You need to decide for diagnosis. We learned how to diagnose...
I am concerned about the fate of drugs as a war of money. I'll pretend to be a demotivator.
But you will be accused of drug propaganda!
Doctor, don't worry. I had a suspended sentence for advocating the draining of the Aral sea as a war of greed against humanity!More [08/25/2019 12:08:14]
Why do you deserve the Shnobel Prize?
For opening a dialogue of a mentally unhealthy analog user with mentally incorrect functioning avatars of other users.
But let me! Yesterday I interviewed a Nobel prize winner. He has the same wording!
Yeah. It is. But my colleague forbids putting decadent demotivators with Joseph Goebells. And I demand a ban on political demotivators with Mikhail Gorbachev. Helps in two times more effectively. (Urmantsev)More [08/21/2019 09:08:31]
What did you get the Nobel prize for?
For opening a dialogue of a mentally unhealthy analog user with mentally incorrect functioning avatars of other users.
When did you first encounter this amazing phenomenon of the digital world? When visiting the aphorism portal.
Your recommendations to the neglected patients?
They should not be allowed to put decadent pictures with Paul Joseph Goebbels. Helps. (Urmantsev)More [08/21/2019 09:08:58]
The chief physician tried to make the official website of the psychiatric hospital attractive for potential paid clients, optimistic for the contractors. But regular patients prevented him from doing so. (Urmantsev)More [08/21/2019 08:08:41]
Albert Einstein Stole Serbian pants
From his wife's dresser.
Albert Einstein, here's the relative,
But it is not a laxative! (Urmantsev)More [08/20/2019 02:08:43]
What do you remember about this client from Russia?
At the first visit to the pedicure salon in his life, he asked for a strong anesthetic.More [08/19/2019 03:08:09]

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