List of Jokes

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Unlike the US, in our elections, no one will interfere - even the people.More [08/20/2018 09:08:44]
- What's ahead?
- Finish. (AnnaIsAronova)More [03/28/2020 01:03:55]
If you look at the naked truth through a magnifying glass, you will find a lot of cells with their secrets. (AnnaIsAronova)More [03/27/2020 02:03:25]
"Here passed a man and a reptilian."
"How did you determine, Holmes?"
"It's easier for a person to inherit. The reptilian leaves a good trail behind."(Urmantsev)More [03/22/2020 01:03:07]
"In which area of the Russian economy has the substitution of imported goods been most successful?"
"In the sale and purchase of buckwheat." (Urmantsev)More [03/20/2020 03:03:57]
The killer fulfilled the order with the words: "Ugh on you!" (Urmantsev)More [03/19/2020 01:03:21]
Post- Soviet citizens who were intimidated by the AIDS virus in the 1990s are now afraid to die from COVID-19. (Anatoly Yurkin)More [03/13/2020 07:03:08]
"Tell me, are all these changes for the better or for the worse?"
"What changes?"More [03/13/2020 05:03:07]
"Dr Watson, Scotland Yard refuses to consider your controversial issue."
"But isn't my question controversial?"
"We didn't say that. Moriarty's fate is a moot point, of course, but without a head."
(The body of a veteran of the war in Afghanistan can be heard falling.)More [03/11/2020 09:03:31]
"Confirm the information that..."
"Not confirmed!"More [03/11/2020 03:03:24]

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Quotes of the month

Anatoly Yurkin Whoever accuses another of something that he can't stop himself from doing, let him not be forgiven. (Anatoly Yurkin) [03/08/2020 12:03:19] More

Anatoly Yurkin Alienation must also be exchanged among avatars in order to be valued as a commodity. (Anatoly Yurkin) [03/22/2020 03:03:38] More

Anna Aronova Everyone believes the lies, they want to believe. (AnnaIsAronova) [03/27/2020 02:03:55] More

Anatoly Yurkin Blog is the most mass communication for mentally unbalanced people who quickly mutate into network trolls. (Anatoly Yurkin) [03/20/2020 08:03:35] More

Anatoly Yurkin Thinking is a platform activity that is available to subjects in the alienation session. (Anatoly Yurkin) [03/11/2020 01:03:16] More