List of Jokes

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An elderly man is going to visit the funeral of the boss, with which was constantly in conflict.
The wife says to him:
- You're improperly dressed, it's cold and windy, you can get sick.
- Let it be! I always said, that I promise to catch a cold at his funeral...More [05/22/2018 11:05:29]
Donald Trump promised to deport all illegal migrants from the US. The Indians were finally happy for the first time in a few centuries.More [05/13/2018 04:05:45]
In Putin's new car, only Putin is Russian.More [05/11/2018 08:05:11]
- My wife ran off with my best friend!
- What do you mean? And with whom?
- I do not know him, but from now on he's my best friend!More [04/30/2018 02:04:42]
Employees of Mark Zuckerberg, instead of working, spend days on Facebook ...More [04/28/2018 09:04:24]
Trump from the first lady and Makron with his teacher look like two small perverts, who during the state meeting decided to exchange their wives.More [04/25/2018 07:04:28]
"Time" did not include V. Putin in the list of the hundred most influential people on the planet.
"AIDS Info"( Russian paper) did not include D. Trump in the list of the hundred most sexual people of this planet.
The information war was gaining momentum ...More [04/25/2018 07:04:46]
It became known why the American magazine "Time" did not include Putin in the list of the hundred most influential people on the planet. The list starts like this: The first after Putin - ...More [04/24/2018 09:04:47]
An archaeologist is a very late looter.More [04/22/2018 07:04:32]
Trump postponed the introduction of new sanctions against Russia, because they were already introduced by Roskomnadzor.More [04/21/2018 12:04:17]

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Quotes of the month

Anna Aronova If the truth is mute, the lie wins…-AnnaIsAronova [05/20/2018 01:05:00] More


Mihail Jvaneckiy After you write your memoirs, it's more fitting to die. [05/07/2018 10:05:03] More


Eugene Ryabyi Man is an experiment of the God on the way to perfection. [05/04/2018 07:05:06] More


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Eugene Ryabyi The success is the ability to be at the right time in the right place. [05/01/2018 07:05:20] More