List of Jokes

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Beirut is destroyed - and the Russians are to blame for bringing saltpeter to the Africans!

Petrov and Boshirov Highly Likely had a nuclear charge with them during a tour of the Middle East!

Cairo, Damascus and Tehran are looking for the portable nuclear charge lost by the Skripal poisoners!More [08/06/2020 09:08:19]
13: - I am the most ominous number!
666: - No, me!
2020: - Hello ...More [08/05/2020 11:08:27]
Rogozin's trampoline splashed down in America.More [08/03/2020 08:08:06]
Early risers need to charge their mobile phones by lunchtime.More [08/02/2020 11:08:54]
- I feel so good with you
- Don't get used to itMore [08/02/2020 11:08:24]
In Dracula's phone book, contacts are sorted by blood type.More [08/02/2020 11:08:55]
The fight against the epidemic has shown that the coronavirus is won not where it is treated well, but where it is statistics better.More [08/01/2020 09:08:13]
- Hello, how is life after quarantine?
- I lost my job, money, family, but everything is fine.More [08/01/2020 09:08:52]
A 40-year-old mother came on vacation with her 20-year-old daughter. A 30-year-old diving instructor has never faced such a difficult choice before ...More [07/31/2020 04:07:47]

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Quotes of the month

Qasem Soleimani Dear General Petraeus, you should know that I, Qassem Suleimani, control the policy for Iran with respect to Iraq, Lebanon, Gaza and Afghanistan. And indeed, the ambassador in Baghdad is a Quds Force member. The individual who’s going to replace him is a Quds Force member. [07/20/2020 04:07:56] More

Mikhail Mishustin I have always been involved in new technologies and the digital economy. [07/18/2020 08:07:17] More

Ilja Shevelev Joy bursts open the chest, grief contracts the heart - this is the breath of life. [07/26/2020 01:07:38] More

Rudolph Giuliani My father gave me the best advice: if you are in danger and everyone around you is in a panic, screaming from fear, make yourself calm down. Just make it. Tell yourself: "I am calm, I am not afraid of anything." [07/12/2020 09:07:23] More

Rached Ghannouchi I hope that with the success of the transition to democracy in Tunisia that we will export to Egypt a working democratic model. [07/12/2020 07:07:28] More