List of Jokes

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The robot vacuum cleaner collected all jewelry in the house, and within an hour was detained by police officers in the market when trying to sell stolen goods.More [03/24/2018 01:03:04]
In every woman there lives a stripper. The main thing is to mix the drinks in the right proportion.More [03/24/2018 01:03:21]
Putin thanked the Russians for their self-development and promised to fight for raising real incomes of citizens.
About the unrealistic incomes of bureaucrats and state managers, the president preferred to remain silent.More [03/24/2018 01:03:26]
In the hospital, a drunken man rushes into the ward to the woman in childbirth:
- Let me go, I want to see my son!
Staff persuades him:
- Dad, after she will leave the hospital, you can see the child as match as you want in the house.
Man through tears:
- No, her husband will not let me go to the home!More [03/24/2018 01:03:11]
Whatever you say, but in the spring, winter is easier to bear ...More [03/24/2018 01:03:42]
Why does Donald Trump hate China?
Because it has a bigger wallMore [03/24/2018 01:03:49]
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.More [03/23/2018 10:03:54]
We are responsible for those who were treated.More [03/23/2018 10:03:54]
Thanks to Hollywood, the world learned that the United States is steeper than anyone.
Thanks to Syria, the world learned that the United States is steeper than anyone else only by Hollywood.More [03/23/2018 10:03:32]
Why did the Pentagon send a submarine to the North Pole? You could just make the cartoon.More [03/23/2018 10:03:13]

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Quotes of the month

Mary-Kate Olsen Australia is so cool that it's hard to even know where to start describing it. The beaches are beautiful so is the weather. Not too crowded. Great food, great music, really nice people. It must be a lot like Los Angeles was many years ago. [03/12/2018 02:03:32] More

Felicity Huffman The truth is women use contraception not only as a way to prevent unintended pregnancies, but also to improve their health and the health of their families. Increased access to contraception is directly linked to declines in maternal and infant mortality. [03/12/2018 02:03:32] More

William Labov An important aspect of the current situation is the strong social reaction against suggestions that the home language of African American children be used in the first steps of learning to read and write. [03/12/2018 02:03:32] More

Aidan Quinn Celebrity, to me, is not a thing to seek. [03/12/2018 02:03:32] More

Evel Knievel You can be famous for a lot of things. You can be a Nobel-prize winner. You can be the fattest guy in the world. [03/12/2018 02:03:32] More