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Francois De La Rochefoucauld True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. More

Walter Scott All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in their own education. More

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Aleksandr Grachev Paper money may be soon disappear, but paper certificates - never. [03/24/2018 01:03:21] More

Nikolay Safronov A financial pyramid is a hunger for money multiplied by stupidity. [03/24/2018 12:03:55] More

Jurijj Tatarkin Not all knowledge is power. Knowledge of your ignorance does not add strength. [03/24/2018 12:03:40] More

Anna Aronova If the phrase is translated into another language, then along the way it can be filled alien content! [03/24/2018 07:03:34] More

Author Unknown The fig in your pocket is already unfashionable. It is necessary to keep the middle finger there. [03/24/2018 05:03:23] More

Quotes from the birthday's people

Joseph Barbera Parents look at me like I'm somebody pretty important, and say, We were raised on your characters, and now we're enjoying them all over again with our children. [10/10/2011 01:10:09] More

Lara Boyle I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding anything. I'm not going to be the subject of a movie of the week 10 years from now. [10/19/2011 10:10:04] More

William Morris History has remembered the kings and warriors, because they destroyed; Art has remembered the people, because they created. [01/01/2000 12:01:00] More

Edward Henry Weston My own eyes are no more than scouts on a preliminary search, for the camera's eye may entirely change my idea. [05/24/2012 05:05:37] More

Joseph Barbera Bill Hanna and I owe an awful lot to television, but we both got our start and built the first phase of our partnership in the movies. [10/10/2011 01:10:25] More

Last Jokes

The robot vacuum cleaner collected all jewelry in the house, and within an hour was detained by police officers in the market when trying to sell stolen goods. [03/24/2018 01:03:04] More

In every woman there lives a stripper. The main thing is to mix the drinks in the right proportion. [03/24/2018 01:03:21] More

Putin thanked the Russians for their self-development and promised to fight for raising real incomes of citizens.
About the unrealistic incomes of bureaucrats and state managers, the president preferred to remain silent. [03/24/2018 01:03:26] More


  • True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance. [01/01/2000 12:01:00] More
  • As the ostrich when pursued hideth his head, but forgetteth his body; so the fears of a coward expose him to danger. [01/01/2000 12:01:00] More
  • To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not. [07/13/2011 03:07:41] More
  • Be thou incapable of change in that which is right, and men will rely upon thee. Establish unto thyself principles of action; and see that thou ever act according to them. First know that thy principles are just, and then be thou [01/01/2000 12:01:00] More

Helen Gurley Brown

  • Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort. [10/21/2011 09:10:46] More
  • After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money. [10/21/2011 09:10:31] More
  • Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody. [10/21/2011 09:10:07] More
  • One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with. [10/21/2011 09:10:13] More