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Aleksandr Grachev If you are surrounded by fools, then this is not a reason to surrender. More

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Mike Love

  • The problem with popularity is that if it gets too popular everybody leaves and goes somewhere else. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • I actually have heard of acts who only do their new album, and don't do their hits. I've never been in that mind set. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
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Daphne Maurier

  • ...but I should say that kindliness, and sincerity, and if I may say so--modesty--are worth far more to a man, to a husband, than all the wit and beauty in the world. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • So you see, when war comes to one’s village, one’s doorstep, it isn’t tragic and impersonal any longer. It is just an excuse to vomit private hatred. That is why I am not a great patriot. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • How pleasant,' Dona said, peeling her fruit; 'the rest of us can only run away from time to time, and however much we pretend to be free, we know it is only for a little while - our hands and our feet are tied. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
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  • Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them. More
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  • Even if you have $20,000 to buy an item, you still try to get a good price at antique stores. I collect furniture, rugs, paintings, frames. It's my hobby to go around to shops and markets. More
  • My hobby is my job. it's a jobby! More
  • The psychiatrists say that everybody should have a hobby. The hobby I recommend is advertising More