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Eugene Ryabyi The guillotine is a reliable remedy for all head disorders. More

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Eugene Ryabyi When the conscience is lame, the evil goes with a sure step. [06/18/2018 06:06:40] More

Eugene Ryabyi The deepest trace in history leaves evil. [06/18/2018 06:06:46] More

Anna Aronova Habit — the most durable rope tying a person to life. -AnnaIsAronova [06/18/2018 12:06:46] More

Anna Aronova Lost the meaning of life does not need anyone, except for former owner. - AnnaIsAronova [06/17/2018 10:06:46] More

George Orwell All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others [06/17/2018 04:06:39] More

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Roger Ebert A depressing number of people seem to process everything literally. They are to wit as a blind man is to a forest, able to find every tree, but each one coming as a surprise. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Roger Ebert You can't just tell actors, especially young ones, to 'act happy' and expect them to do it. They must in some essential way be happy. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Paul McCartney I think the French girls are fabulous. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Fabio Capello We produce scoring chances but are unable to kick the ball in. I'm tranquil however, the team is physically strong. We are prepared to do well in Madrid. [02/11/2012 09:02:47] More

Sammy Cahn The popular song is America's greatest ambassador. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

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Goal keeper of Saudi Arabia finished the game in the rank of KGB major general [06/15/2018 10:06:26] More

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God turned off the TV: "Of course, the master thing, but I gave them five goals for all the games in the group, why did they have to score them all in one match ?!" [06/15/2018 10:06:08] More

Kurt Angle

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Wayne B. Barlow

  • “Well, this is my Jake. And I'm Elwood. That's all I can say. We're just having as much fun as those guys did.” [12/18/2011 04:12:23] More
  • Every car that I would buy, since I was married... Linda and I would always say 'Okay, is this the new Blues-mobile. And that was just a joke that we had amongst each other, you know, 30 some years ago [12/18/2011 01:12:14] More
  • And this car was sitting along side the road. So, we went in and asked the lady behind the counter if this was one of the real Blues-mobiles. She said yes, that her and her husband owned it, and she had driven it to work that day. [12/18/2011 01:12:24] More
  • "And this car was sitting along side the road. So, we went in and asked the lady behind the counter if this was one of the real Blues-mobiles. She said yes, that her and her husband owned it, - Wayne Barlow
    and she had driven it to work that day. [12/18/2011 03:12:43] More

addiction

  • [Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to feed the bad dog, but only enough so that the ASPCA doesn't bring you up on charges. More
  • I started producing work with an ecstatic addiction. More
  • MySpace is an addiction. More

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