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Anatoly Yurkin Many Runet users would like to repeat the success of anonymous satirists, but all lack satirical anonymity. (Anatoly Yurkin) [04/11/2021 10:04:16] More

Anatoly Yurkin Such an unlucky family that in a good year the weeds are mowed down with kitchen knives. (Anatoly Yurkin) [04/11/2021 08:04:40] More

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Anna Cummins Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

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Florenz Ziegfeld Beauty, of course, is the most important requirement and the paramount asset of the applicant. [07/15/2011 04:07:57] More

Phyllis McGinley Rain is my lover, my apple strudel. / It haunts my heels like a pedigreed poodle. / Beyond the seas or across the nation, / It follows me faithful on every vacation. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

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Some years ago my wife told me that she was going to leave me if I didnít stop eating so much bacon. I often wonder how sheís doing nowadays. [03/20/2021 02:03:41] More

Jen Psaki:
- It is difficult for us to understand the indignation in Russia. In America, all the current elite are the descendants of bandits, murderers, thieves, mafiosi. And the word killer is an expression of admiration. [03/20/2021 11:03:04] More

George Soros:
"Any protest is only worth something when it is well paid." [03/20/2021 11:03:38] More

Alexandra Daddario

  • I went to an all-girls school for part of high school, and the idea of boys was amazing to me, like, all I ever wanted to do was kiss boys and be around boys. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
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  • I think my parents saw that acting ultimately made me happy, even though it was a rough ride for a little bit. There wasn't a ton of pushback about it. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • When I was little, I thought about becoming a lawyer like my parents, and my mother would always tell me, "You can do anything you want - except be a lawyer." [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Ivan Edward Sutherland

  • Getting there four times, I guess is a pretty big deal ... But it doesnít really mean much if you donít qualify for state ó thatís what it all comes down to. This year will be my last chance to do that, my last chance to capitalize on making it Ö so thatís what Iím looking to do. [03/02/2012 04:03:33] More
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  • When Ethan Garafolo made it to state, we brought (Heidinger) down with us so he could get a behind-the-scenes look. [03/02/2012 04:03:47] More
  • It definitely helps out ... You get a fourth-placer from another sectional in the first round. But you still have to take it one match at a time. [03/02/2012 04:03:23] More


  • From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and have always been an atheist. More
  • From the strictest humanitarian viewpoint, any attempt to stop the processes by which over crowded cities purge themselves is not a kindness. More
  • If you consider any set of data without a preconceived viewpoint, then a viewpoint will emerge from the data. More


  • Who would not have been laughed at if he had said in 1800 that metals could be extracted from their ores by electricity or that portraits could be drawn by chemistry. More
  • There are two metals, one of which is omnipotent in the cabinet, and the other in the camp--gold and iron. He that knows how to apply them both may indeed attain the highest station. More
  • Consisting mostly of recirculating scrapped metals, 80% of all the metals that have ever been mined are still at work. More