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- Fima, why are you worried about the silence of the Armenian radio?
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- Rosa, what happened to the Armenian radio? I wanted to hear it, but it's okay.
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Jack Dempsey

  • Nailing him was like trying to thread a needle in a high wind. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • Nobody owes anybody a living, but everybody is entitled to a chance. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • A good fighter usually knows, to within a very few seconds, when a three-minute round is going to end. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • A champion owes everybody something. He can never pay back for all the help he got, for making him an idol. [09/19/2011 02:09:20] More


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  • Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character to be established More
  • I frequently tramped eight or ten miles through the deepest snow to keep an appointment with a beech-tree, or a yellow birch, or an old acquaintance among the pines. More