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Caroline Wozniacki

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  • I don't know, I always get the question 'how do you feel after the game today?' and, of course, if you're winning you feel great and if you lose you don't feel good. I think that's a pretty obvious question. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Danny Granger Jr

  • That was one of the many plays he made. He hit a jumper at the top of the key (with 51 seconds to go) and Richard hit the big 3. [10/25/2011 03:10:21] More
  • "He's so strong. He's got a strong body, strong legs. You've just got to try to keep the ball away from him as much as possible. He's an all-star, probably an MVP candidate this year. I did my best. [10/25/2011 03:10:38] More
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  • Poison and medicine are often the same thing, given in different proportions More
  • The strongest poison ever known came from Caesar's laurel crown. More
  • A precious liquid, a poison dearer than that of the Borgias - because it is made from our blood, our health, our sleep, and two-thirds of our love - we must be stingy with it. More


  • Cut out doors and windows for the house. The holes make it useful. More
  • When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing. More
  • I've seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train... More