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Anatoly Yurkin For the rebel freedom to make mistakes tried to limit since childhood. More

Anatoly Yurkin Practice leads to prosperity and wealth, but thinking gives power. More

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Anatoly Yurkin Mistakes are the price list of success. [04/24/2019 08:04:17] More

Anatoly Yurkin A child is a machine of disobedience. [04/24/2019 04:04:32] More

Eugene Ryabyi That who fears to sleep in loneliness is at risk of being in the bed with just anyone. [04/23/2019 12:04:40] More

Eugene Ryabyi Love in life happens only once, all the rest is sexual desire. [04/23/2019 12:04:25] More

Eugene Ryabyi Self-sufficiency is a chronic form of loneliness. [04/23/2019 12:04:35] More

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Damon Lindelof I've always felt that really good prequels should be original movies. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Steven Wright Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'? [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Steven Wright Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'? [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Steven Wright Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

Steven Wright Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

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Computer geeks in the hospital:
- Honey, before sharing with you the most important news, let me remind you two of the aphorism from the portal aphorism.ru. Digital Capital is the Cradle of Artificial Intelligence. Big Data is the Cradle of Artificial Intelligence.
- Okay, so we have twins. [03/15/2019 08:03:29] More

- Fima, why are you worried about the silence of the Armenian radio?
- Rose, I got my first proof that the radio was people!
- It's like?
- Chess is a biological pause, which took All the Armenian radio by the whole team! [03/13/2019 02:03:10] More

- Rosa, what happened to the Armenian radio? I wanted to hear it, but it's okay.
- Fima, you missed the main political events. Armenian radio was long gone in the sport!
- What? In the biathlon?
- No, chess. Fima, Armenian radio party discipline Leninist reforged in the Armenian section of chess.
- I understand. Not to listen, not to see. [03/13/2019 02:03:01] More

Christiaan Huygens

  • The rest of the planets have their dress and furniture, nay and their inhabitants too, as well as this Earth of ours. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • ...great difficulties are felt at first and these cannot be overcome except by starting from experiments .. and then be conceiving certain hypotheses ... But even so, very much hard work remains to be done and one needs not only great perspicacity but often a degree of good fortune. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • It is surrounded by a thin flat ring, inclined to the ecliptic, and nowhere touches the body of the planet. [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More
  • What a wonderful and amazing Scheme have we here of the magnificent Vastness of the Universe! So many Suns, so many Earths.... [03/29/2018 05:03:36] More

John McCarthy

  • Suicidal terrorists may have short shelf lives. [11/03/2011 05:11:53] More
  • Never abandon a theory that explains something until you have a theory that explains more. [11/03/2011 05:11:01] More
  • Proposals to forbid golf courses have about the same motivations as proposals to forbid skate boarding, although the rationalizations are different. [11/03/2011 05:11:28] More
  • An extreme optimist is a man who believes that humanity will probably survive even if it doesn't take his advice. [11/03/2011 05:11:17] More

drink

  • It’s hard to drink when you dance. And it’s hard to dance when you drink. More
  • Well, as he brews, so shall he drink. More
  • Live in each season as it passes: breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit. More

timidity

  • Timidity is the root of prudence in the majority of men. More
  • Woman and men of retiring timidity are cowardly only in dangers which affect themselves, but the first to rescue when others are in danger. More
  • Timidity puts obstacles in your path, boldness eliminates them. More