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Author Unknown The social ladder is when you used to cry in the subway, and now in a taxi. More

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We do not know how to live and we can teach others. [Leonid Khlynovskijj]

In order not to be tormented by a conscience, you do not need to have one. [Author Unknown]

Others may have their own opinion, different from yours, only if it is indifferent to you. [Vladislav Bozhidai]

Women are a successful devaluation of your time: you change five minutes of pleasure a month for all your free time from work. [Aleõandr Kargin]

As a weapon, the Germans used gas, and the Russians used its absence. [Leonid Khlynovskijj]

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I've always been aware that the image you patiently construct for an entire career can be ruined in a minute. It scares you a bit, but that's the way things are. [Roger Federer]

When Turner Classic Movies runs seven or eight of my movies every year on my birthday, August 8, you can see me learning the art of finding a presence in front of the camera. [Esther Williams]

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school. [Joe Tex]

The question of whether a thing is right or wrong, good or bad, must always be considered in relation to a persons needs. [Jostein Gaarder]

I was dared before that by my best friend K.C. but that was just to embarrass me. [JC Chasez]

Last Jokes

On cold, hungry, dark winter evenings, the Germans will be warmed by the thought that somewhere at the bottom of the Baltic Sea, the Nord Stream 2 pipe lies alone, which they courageously sanctioned! [08/07/2022 09:08:54]

The battalion commander describes the combat situation to the soldiers:
- The enemy is behind us, to the left, to the right and in front ... What do you think about this?
- Now they can't hide from us! [08/07/2022 09:08:08]

Husband: You have such a beautiful voice
Wife: - Really?!
Husband: - Yes, so take care of him and shut your mouth!!! [08/07/2022 09:08:03]

Sex with my wife is like a commuter train ride - no comfort, but strictly on schedule! [08/07/2022 09:08:30]

Abhishek Bachchan

  • I feel that one of the hardest things in acting is the way you need to switch your emotions. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
  • I think India is very passionate about films. It's almost a second religion back home. Due to that, I think film stars are - are really held in great esteem. Not that we're complaining, but I think with that comes a lot of responsibility. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
  • Whatever you do, do it from the heart [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
  • I'm an actor, paid to act. I don't bring personal problems to the sets. Dad taught me that. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

    • Julio Cortazar

  • The unusual is only found in a very small percentage, except in literary creations, and that is exactly what makes literature. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
  • Wordplay hides a key to reality that the dictionary tries in vain to lock inside every free word. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
  • But what is memory if not the language of feeling, a dictionary of faces and days and smells which repeat themselves like the verbs and adjectives in a speech, sneaking in behind the thing itself,into the pure present, making us sad or teaching us vicariously... [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
  • In quoting others, we cite ourselves. [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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