Quote: If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: Gayness is a non-issue. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I don't believe in karma. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I like the energy of live performance. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing. [Sandra Bernhard]
Quote: Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again. [Sandra Bernhard]