Quote: Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. [Robert Orben]
Quote: More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. [Robert Orben]
Quote: A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. [Robert Orben]
Quote: A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? [Robert Orben]
Quote: Do your kids a favor - don't have any. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. [Robert Orben]
Quote: I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. [Robert Orben]
Quote: I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. [Robert Orben]
Quote: If you can laugh together, you can work together. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. [Robert Orben]
Quote: In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! [Robert Orben]
Quote: Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. [Robert Orben]
Quote: Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' [Robert Orben]