Quote: A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. [Robert Benchley]
Quote: Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing. [Robert Benchley]
Quote: I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. [Robert Benchley]
Quote: The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. [Robert Benchley]
Quote: Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about [Robert Benchley]
Quote: The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. [Robert Benchley]
Quote: The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon. [Robert Benchley]