Quote: Michael James: Pussycat from the sky, I can't resist you.
Rita: Don't resist. Capitulate. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Michael James: I've had a lot of experience fondling, er, handling young women like you. And it's all got to stop. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: When did all this come to an end?
Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Carole Werner: You got something to eat?
Victor Skakapopulis: Some, uh, some fig newtons, and some Hershey bars, and some cough drops. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Victor Skakapopulis: We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Mayor's clerk: I can't spell Sigmound.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I think that you have a little sexual block over the spelling of that naughty name. Allow me to help you, I'm a psychoanalyst, among other things. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: If it fails, then we'll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I've had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Michael James: I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, send for the police. If they're not back tomorrow, send my clothes. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: May I explain that what you see happening here is merely an illusion . . .
Anna Fassbender: An illusion?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: An illusion. Shut the door, count three . . .
Anna Fassbender: Three?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Four, if you like, but close the door and you'll see it's just an illusion. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I, uh, decided to follow you here.
Michael James: If you followed me here, how did you contrive to be here before me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I followed you... very fast. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Michael James: In Britain, we have a national therapy, we call it cricket. Unlike other sports, it doesn't involve anxieties or pressures. It's leisurely and lyrical. It's the song of willow on leather.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is there any sex in it?
Michael James: Oh, no. This is a game for gentlemen, played by gentlemen.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: It's sick, sick. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Victor Skakapopulis: I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Victor Skakapopulis: Do you have any salt?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Have I got any salt? I got a boat, I got kerosene, matches, firecrackers, two swords, and this flag. But, I ain't got no salt. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Carole Werner: We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other woman.
Michael James: I have to look at her, she was talking to me; I looked in the direction the sound was coming from. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: [Carole has taken Michael's car keys]
Michael James: Give me the key.
Carole Werner: No. Take a cab.
Michael James: I don't wish to take a key, I want my carcabs! [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Anna Fassbender: Is she prettier than me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than YOU! [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You're grotesque!
Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up! [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Anna Fassbender: [delivers a Wagnerian Valkyrie yodel]
Rita: Who is that thing?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: That is no thing, it's my wife! [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I am a doctor of the mind.
Victor Skakapopulis: Really?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Yes!
Victor Skakapopulis: I have terrible emotional problems. Could you help me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me, just in the middle of a suicide. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Liz Bien: Would you excuse me for a minute? I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping pills.
Michael James: I like you. You're a nice stable girl. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Michael James: Did you find a job?
Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael James: Nice job.
Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.
Michael James: Not very much.
Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]
Quote: Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."
Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert. [Pussycat [1965] Movie; What's New]