Quote: I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. [Noel Coward]
Quote: My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with, to suffer and to enjoy. It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but of my own. I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. [Noel Coward]
Quote: The higher the building the lower the morals. [Noel Coward]
Quote: I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age -- which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday. [Noel Coward]
Quote: That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Work is more fun than fun. [Noel Coward]
Quote: I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. [Noel Coward]
Quote: People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it. [Noel Coward]
Quote: I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage. [Noel Coward]
Quote: I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. [Noel Coward]
Quote: I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second. [Noel Coward]
Quote: I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop. [Noel Coward]
Quote: If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. [Noel Coward]
Quote: It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. [Noel Coward]
Quote: It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be. [Noel Coward]
Quote: My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others. [Noel Coward]
Quote: People are wrong when they say opera is not what it us [Noel Coward]
Quote: Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed. [Noel Coward]
Quote: Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation. [Noel Coward]