Quote: Withnail: How dare you. How DARE you! [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Danny: Find your neutral space. You got a rush. It'll pass. Be seated. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Danny: Why trust one drug and not the other? That's politics, isn't it?
Withnail: What are you talking about Danny?
Danny: Politics man. If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision; let go before it's too late, or hold on and keep getting higher. Posing the question, how long can you keep a grip on the rope? [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: What are you doing?
Withnail: I'm making time! [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Peter Marwood: What about whatshisname?
Withnail: What about him?
Peter Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Peter Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Peter Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: Alright. What's his number?
Peter Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about? [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: Scrubbers.
Schoolgirl: Up yours, grandad.
Withnail: Scrubbers. Scrubbers.
Peter Marwood: Shut up.
Withnail: Little tarts, they love it. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: What happened to my cigar commercial? What happened to my AGENT? Bastard must've died. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Monty: [reading sign on cottage door] "Hyar Hare. Hyar" [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: [having just drunk a bottle of lighter fluid] Got any more?
Peter Marwood: No. I have nothing.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox.
Peter Marwood: Nothing.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Peter Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: [after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation] Have you been at the controls?
Peter Marwood: What are you talking about?
Withnail: The thermostats. What have you done to them?
Peter Marwood: I haven't touched them.
Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: We'll have to work fast.
Withnail: A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints... [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Peter Marwood: I think you should strangle it quickly before it starts trying to make friends with us. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Peter Marwood: Not even the wankers on the site would drink that. That's worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Peter Marwood: If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at MY expense, you got another thing coming. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Peter Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Peter Marwood: Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing, and then all at once the frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: Why can't I have an audition? It's ridiculous. I've been to drama school. I'm good looking. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Why can't I get on television?
Peter Marwood: Well, I don't know. It'll happen.
Withnail: Will it? That's what you say. The only program I'm likely to get on is the fucking news. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: First Policeman: You're drunk.
Withnail: I assure you I'm not officer. I've only had a few ales. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: [taking a seat] Alright here?
Waitress: No, we're closing in a minute.
Withnail: We're leaving in a minute. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: What are we supposed to do with that?
Peter Marwood: Eat it.
Withnail: Eat it? Fucker's alive.
Peter Marwood: Yeah, you've got to kill it.
Withnail: Me? I'm the firelighter and fuel collector.
Peter Marwood: Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. It takes away your appetite just looking at it.
Withnail: No it doesn't. I'm starving. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Peter Marwood: You never discuss your family do you?
Withnail: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.
Peter Marwood: Why?
Withnail: I've told you why. We're incompatible. They don't like me being on stage.
Peter Marwood: Then they must be delighted with your career. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: Jesus. You're covered in shit. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]
Quote: Withnail: This place is uninhabitable.
Peter Marwood: Give it a chance. It's got to warm up.
Withnail: Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring. [Movie; Withnail & I [1987] Movie; Withnail & I [1987]]