Quote: Captain J.T. Spaulding: If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Otis B. Driftwood: I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Charlie Altamont: You've got to hustle that pussy, baby. Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Clevon: Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't no chicken fucker. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Roy Sullivan: You spend one second in that pen, and that bull will have his horn up your ass and sticking out your pecker. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Sheriff Ken Dwyer: Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. There must be 100 yards of bloody asphalt and corpse chunks. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Sheriff John Wydell: I'm going to kill every member of your family. They're going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Sheriff John Wydell: Only choice you got is to cooperate and tell me where they are.
Mother Firefly: [shouts] You just found yourself into something you ain't never gettin' out of! [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Otis B. Driftwood: Gimme some sugar, bitch. Make it sweet. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Mother Firefly: I keep thinking about old times. Like when you was a fucking baby. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Baby: Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these!
[shows her breasts] [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Candy: What you lookin' at?
Otis B. Driftwood: I'm lookin' at you, mama.
Candy: Yeah, you see something you like?
Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Billy Ray Snapper: Is the shit on?
Rondo: The shit is on. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Adam Banjo: Please... Stop...
Otis B. Driftwood: Stop? Bitch, I have just started. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
Roy Sullivan: Would you say that again?
Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
[mutual laughter]
Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
Susan: What's that about clown business?
[laughs nervously]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch? [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Otis B. Driftwood: There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Baby: Just in case anyone's interested, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles.
Otis: [in a mocking tone] "I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles."
Baby: Don't you fucking imitate me, it's fucking rude!
[mocking]
Baby: "I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack...?
Otis: Fuck you.
Baby: Fuck you!
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you?
Otis: Yes, it is going to kill me! I have calculated the time, and two seconds is the exact amount of time that is a hazard to my fucking health.
Baby: What the fuck is your problem? I'm in and out in two seconds!
Captain J.T. Spaulding: You know? I think I'm gonna get me some tutti fucking fruity.
Baby: Tutti fucking fruity, that sounds good! [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Otis: I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Baby, Captain J.T. Spaulding: Tutti Fuckin Fruity! [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Sheriff John Wydell: I'm going to kill you and drink your fucking blood! [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Otis B. Driftwood: [to Wendy, mocking her that he killed her husband and Roy] We regret to inform you that the show "Banjo and Sullivan" will be cancelled tonight. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Sheriff John Wydell: Here's the list of names I need you to run down for me.
[hands Rondo the list]
Rondo: [laughs] That's a funny-ass name.
Sheriff John Wydell: Yeah, look who's fucking talking, *Rondo*. Just tell me if anything connects.
Billy Ray Snapper: I'm sure it will. Shit always floats our way, don't it? Chief.
Sheriff John Wydell: You keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you'd catch it all. Don't fuck this up assholes.
Rondo: Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]
Quote: Roy Sullivan: Rodeo-
[laughs]
Roy Sullivan: Your smoking dope.
Jimmy: Yeah- I mean no- not right now. [Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005] Movie; The Devil's Rejects [2005]]