Quote: Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You know, I should really retire because I can't hear a fuckin' thing! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Kruger: [referring to photo of Swoff's girlfriend] I'm saving that one for later! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Troy: [in a Darth Vader voice] Luke, come over to the Dark Side. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: The Drill Sergeant looks fabulous in his uniform, sir! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [seeing the flames of the burning oil fields] The Earth is bleeding. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: For most problems the marine is issued a solution. If ill, go to sickbay. If wounded, call corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind, however, no standard solution exists. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We are still in the desert [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I want the pink mist. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [on why he joined the USMC] Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I was hooked. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Sgt. Siek: [Sgt. Seik is directing the recruits on how to judge distances] Use something that you know the distance of, compare how many of them would make up the unknown distance and multiply. Do *not* use your dicks, an inch and a half into six-hundred yards: I can't count that high! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Troy: Hey, look, it's a cock, only smaller. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Cortez: Whatever, you squishy-faced retard.
Fowler: [dead serious] Don't ever call me squishy-face! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: [The Doors' "Break On Through" being played on a flying by helicopter] That's Vietnam music... can't we get our own music? [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Sgt. Siek: There is no bugle tryout! You sizzle dick motherfucker! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Kruger: [after being offered nuts on an airplane] Excuse me, are these hot nuts?
Stewardess: No. I they're room temperature
Kruger: [takes some nuts] Well, maybe later you can come by and warm up my nuts.
Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't like the small ones. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Every war is different, every war is the same. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Troy: Fuck politics. We're here. All the rest is bullshit. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski: You will train, you will hydrate, and you will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness... [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: See that kid, the one dreaming of serving his country? That Jarhead, that's me. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Stupid Marine: Them paintball bullets, they hurt?
[shows the Marine on a range, where he gets hit in the face by a paintball]
Stupid Marine: Ahhh!
Range Officer: Not in the head, staff sergeant, you know the rules.
Sgt. Siek: My mistake, sir. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Sgt. Siek: I love this job. I thank God for every day he gives me in the Corps. Oorah. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Sgt. Siek: Listen up! Saddam Hussein has just said the mother of all battles is upon us! We are now Operation Desert Storm, the righteous hammer of God, and that hammer is coming down! [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]
Quote: Troy: Welcome to The Suck. [Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]]