Quote: Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me! [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: [laughing] You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them... [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Harry: [on the Knight Bus, traveling at high speed through London.] But the Muggles, can't they see us?
Stan Shunpike: Muggles? They don't see nothin', do they?
Shrunken Head: No, but if you jab them with a fork, they feel. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Cornelius Fudge: [just after Buckbeak's escape.] We must search the grounds!
Dumbledore: Search the *skies* if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you.
Hagrid: You'll find no small glasses in *this* house. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Professor Snape: Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight are we? [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Harry: [pointing wand to Marauder's map] I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
[credits roll to end]
Harry: Mischief managed.
Harry: Nox. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Hermione: Did I mention it's the most haunted place in Britain?
Ron: Twice.
Hermione: Oh. Do you want to move a bit closer?
Ron: Huh?
Hermione: To the Shrieking Shack.
Ron: Oh, no. I'm fine here. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Harry: What's the holdup?
Ron: Neville's probably forgotten the password again or something.
Neville Longbottom: [behind them] Hey!
Ron: Oh... You're there. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Ron: I didn't mean to open it.
[pause]
Ron: It was badly wrapped.
[pause]
Ron: [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: Did not! [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me - without wands please - repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: Very good. A little louder please, and very clearly. Rid-di-kulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: [under his breath] This class is ridiculous. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about? [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Ron: Bloody hell! [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Malfoy: Ah, come to see the show?
Hermione: [shouts] You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
[Hermione raises her wand at Malfoy. He backs against the wall, whimpering]
Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers her wand and turns away. Malfoy starts laughing, she spins around and socks him in the nose]
Vincent Crabbe: Malfoy! Are you okay? Come on, let's go!
Malfoy: [running away] Not a word to anyone! Understood?
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, brilliant! [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Hermione: If you're going to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too.
Sirius Black: Only one will die tonight. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Shrunken Head: Watch your head! [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Malfoy: You're going to regret this.
Hagrid: Class dismissed.
Malfoy: You and your bloody chicken. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Professor Snape: Expelliarmus! Ah, vengeance is sweet. How I hoped I'd be the one to catch you.
[to Lupin]
Professor Snape: I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend enter the castle and now here's the proof.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape - once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Professor Snape: Give me a reason. I beg you.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool.
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet...
Sirius Black: Go bite yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Snape: I could do it you know. But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Hermione: Beautiful day.
Ron: [sarcastically] Gorgeous... Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces.
Harry: [confused] Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about?
Hermione: [annoyed] Ronald has lost his rat.
Ron: I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Rubbish!
Ron: Harry, you've seen the way that blood thirsty beast of hers is always lurking about. Scabbers is gone!
Hermione: Well maybe you should lern to take better care of your pets!
Ron: Your cat killed him!
Hermione: Did not!
Ron: Did!
Hermione: Didn't! [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Hermione: Harry... what's happened?
Harry: [Referring to Sirius Black] He was their friend, and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!... I hope he finds me! Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."
George Weasley: We owe them so much.
Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...?
Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.
George Weasley: In his study.
Fred Weasley: Pacing.
George Weasley: Does that a lot.
Harry: So you mean this map shows...?
Fred Weasley: Everyone.
Harry: Everyone?
George Weasley: Everyone.
Fred Weasley: Where they are.
George Weasley: What they're doing.
Fred Weasley: Every minute.
George Weasley: Of every day.
Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it?
Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year.
George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one.
Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.
George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar.
Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.
George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say...
George Weasley, Fred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]
Quote: Cornelius Fudge: Now write your name only.
Dumbledore: It's quite a long name. [Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004] Movie; Harry Potter andthePrisonerofAzkaban [2004]]