Quote: Todd Cleary: I'll be in my room.
[pause]
Todd Cleary: Painting homo things! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Claire Cleary: True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Jeremy Grey: That glass looks half full to me, John.
John Beckwith: It is half full. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Jeremy Grey: I can't take any more of this fucking shit! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Kathleen Cleary: Boy, it's hot out here.
John Beckwith: Yeah.
Kathleen Cleary: You should've played in your underwear. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Jeremy Grey: Looks like a little kid at Toys-R-Us. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Claire Cleary: Honey, everyone gets vulnerable sometimes.
Sack Lodge: Well, can you get me some 7Up, because I think I'm about to get vulnerable again! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Chazz Reinhold: Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Chaz Reingold: I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Secretary Cleary: It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports, once in a while.
Todd Cleary: [suddenly incensed] Would that make you love me? [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Jeremy Grey: [about Gloria] She took me below deck for forty-five minutes. I have no bodily fluids left in me. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Gloria Cleary: Don't ever leave me!
Jeremy Grey: Ever...?
Gloria Cleary: 'Cause I'd find you! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Jeremy Grey: I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: John Beckwith: I'm hanging by a thread. I'm reading don't-kill-yourself books.
Jeremy Grey: You said the book wasn't yours.
John Beckwith: It's not mine, but I read a few pages. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: John Beckwith: You look beat. Soft mattress?
Jeremy Grey: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Jeremy Grey: Just a couple of kids who like to fuck, tryin' to make an honest, I get it... [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Jeremy Grey: I'm a cocksman!
[gets glares from wedding guests]
John Beckwith: [to wedding guests] Tourette's. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Claire Cleary: True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: John Beckwith: [after Jeremy gets violently tackled to the ground] You were awesome... she's buying it, now quit messing around and get up.
Jeremy Grey: [after getting the wind knocked out of him, whispering] I'm not messing around, I cant breathe.
John Beckwith: Oh, come on, now you're just milking it.
Jeremy Grey: [looks up in disgust, still whispering] I hate you. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Chazz Reinhold: Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: John Beckwith: [about Chaz] He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!
Jeremy Grey: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Chazz Reinhold: Yeah, her boyfriend just died. In a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! What a loser!
[sarcastically imitating dead boyfriend]
Chazz Reinhold: "Hey, I'm hang-gliding! Aaaahhh! Take a picture, honey, I'm dead! [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]
Quote: Todd Cleary: I made you a painting. [Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005] Movie: Wedding Crashers [2005]]