Quote: Cal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: [about Beth] That woman scares the shit out of me! [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: [just had chest hair ripped off by waxing lady] Fuuuuck! I *hate* you!
Waxing Lady: Sorry.
Andy Stitzer: [calms down very quickly] Gosh, I am so sorry. I usually don't curse. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Trish: [on the bed, kissing] Do you have protection?
Andy Stitzer: I don't believe in guns. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Cal: Be David Caruso in "Jade." [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: She had hands as big as Andre the Giant, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls! [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow?
Cal: No.
[pause]
Cal: Tell me, what's Curious George like in real life? [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: [after his co-workers figure out that he's a virgin, he tries to deny it] You guys... are up... your... asses. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: That billboard had two sides, and both of them hurt equally. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Cal: You look like a man-o-lantern. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: David: Know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: I'm a virgin. I always have been. [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: David: You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face." [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]
Quote: Andy Stitzer: [yells] Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson! [Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005] Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin [2005]]