Quote: Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight or if he bothers me or if there's a woman or if I'm gettin paid, mostly only when I'm gettin paid. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: River Tam: My turn. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Zo? Warren: How much ammo is left?
Jayne Cobb: Three mags and my swinging cod! [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: And red paint. We're going to need a lot of red paint. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You'll have to tell me about that someday.
Shepherd Meria Book: No, I don't. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: River Tam: Please, make me a stone. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: River Tam: Bullet in the brainpan. Squish. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: The Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, I'm a big fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you think she'll hold together?
Zo? Warren: She's pretty torn up, but she'll fly true. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I have read a poem. Try not to faint. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries! [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [about Inara] Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!
Zo? Warren: What? And risk my new ship? [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Mr. Universe: You guys always bring me the best violence. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Dr. Simon Tam: Am I talking to Miranda now?
Dr. Simon Tam: [River makes a face] No, never mind. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can I suggest something that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that? [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: The Operative: Are you willing to die for your beliefs?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes...
[he fires]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: 'Course, that ain't plan A. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [greeting the twins] Fanty. Mingo.
Fanty: I'm Mingo, he's Fanty.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No, you're Fanty, he's Mingo.
Mingo: How do you always know who we are?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty's prettier. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: The Operative: [to Mal] You can not make me angry.
Inara Serra: Please, spend an hour with him! [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to be Captain?
Jayne Cobb: Yeah, I do.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh.
[beat]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, you can't! [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: Zo? Warren: Do you really think any of us are getting out of here alive?
Jayne Cobb: Well, I might. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]
Quote: The Operative: Every minute you keep River Tam from me, more people will die. [Movie: Serenity [2005] Movie: Serenity [2005]]