Quote: Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh! [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Lyle: Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you guys doing? Trying to ruin my life, make me look like a friggin' idiot?
Kip: I'm out making some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.
Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds!
Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today.
Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Uncle Rico: We also need someway to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip: How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip: That's true, that's true. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: D-Qwon: Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes.
D-Qwon: All right then, let's get started! [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: Who are you?
LaFawnduh: I'm LaFawnduh.
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here?
LaFawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip?
LaFawnduh: Why are you so sweaty?
Napoleon Dynamite: I've been practicing.
LaFawnduh: Mmmm. Practicing what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Some dance moves.
LaFawnduh: You like dancing? [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: So are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?
Cholo No. 1: Simon! [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: [while hitch-hiking] Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups? [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: [to Pedro] Just follow your heart. That's what I do. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Uncle Rico: Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Kip: [typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate... [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Kip: So when's grandma coming back?
Uncle Rico: I don't know. Not sure.
Napoleon Dynamite: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies.
Uncle Rico: Ha ha! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn.
Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old.
Kip: I don't mind if you stay. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Summer: And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Rex: Bow to your sensei
[kip bows slightly]
Rex: .
[shouts]
Rex: Bow to your sensei! [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Kip: So, how long are we takin' about workin'?
Uncle Rico: What? Are you? you're already losing your steam?
Kip: No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all.
Kip: All right.
Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room?
Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know.
Uncle Rico: You.. you? you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Uncle Rico: Just a little east of the cemetery is a good little area, but don't go down here cause they don't have any money.
Kip: So how long are we talking about working?
Uncle Rico: What are you already losing your steam?
Kip: No, I just... I have a chat room meeting at 4. I gotta be back here by then.
Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier, that's all. Or else work afterwards. How long is the chat room?
Kip: Jeez, sometimes up to 3-4 hours maybe... Maybe not.
Uncle Rico: You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone?
Kip: Yeah, grandma's still paying per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes cause I'm on there so long.
Uncle Rico: I bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwing you out the window. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Kip: So are you ready?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico: Right on... right on. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?
Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]
Quote: Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever... [Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004] Movie: Napoleon Dynamite [2004]]