Quote: Regina George: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back? [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Mrs. George: [as Regina and her boyfriend are making out on Regina's bed] Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Regina: We do not have a clique problem at this school.
Gretchen: But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".
Regina: What are "frenemies"?
Gretchen: Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies".
Karen: Or "enemends".
Gretchen: Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors".
Regina: [rolls eyes] That is so gay.
Karen: [gasps] What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"?
Regina: [scoffs]
Gretchen: No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in it.
Karen: Oh... [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Girl: [reading from paper] I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
[about to cry]
Damian: [shouting from back] She doesn't even go here!
Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?
Girl: No... I just have a lot of feelings...
Ms. Norbury: Ok go home...
[girl walks off stage]
Ms. Norbury: Next! [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Amber D'Alessio: [reading from the burn book] Made out with a Hotdog? Oh my God that was one time! [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Cady: Everyone in Africa knows Swedish [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Janis: There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Mr. Duvall: Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a ?fugly slut? [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Mrs. George: Hey,hey,hey. How are my best girlfriends? [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Damian: Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Ms. Norbury: You nervous?
Cady: Yes.
Ms. Norbury: Don't be. You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Janis: What is that smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks.
[Janis sprays deodorant at Cady] [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen: Uh, 48 into 120?
Regina George: I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.
Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Mr. Duvall: Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. She just moved here all the way from Africa.
Ms. Norbury: [to black Michigan girl] Welcome!
Michigan Girl: [offended] I'm from Michigan!
Ms. Norbury: Great! [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Janis: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Cady: Wow. Your house is really nice.
Regina: I know, right?
Gretchen: Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!
[cut off]
Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that's enough!
Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody!
Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the power of 3! [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Jason: Yeah! Take your top off! [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Damian: Janis Ian - Dyke.
Janis: Oh, that's original.
[reading about himself]
Damian: "Too gay to function?"
Janis: Hey, that's only ok when I say it. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Kevin Gnapoor: Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang! [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Cady: Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Bethany Byrd: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Mr. Duvall: Yeah, I can't do this. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Kevin Gnapoor: [referring to Cady] Hey, Africa. [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]
Quote: Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: Are they not allowed out when they're grounded? [Movie: Mean Girls [2004] Movie: Mean Girls [2004]]