Quote: Sam: Nobody ever suspects the fun police. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Jenny: [Re: Coconut Pete's song "Naughty Cal"] Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I've ever heard! [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Manny: Oh good 'cause I have an announcement to make to Roy: I'm totally bake-aked! [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Coconut Pete: [re: Jimmy Buffet] Son-of-a-son-of-a-bitch! [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Juan: [after Penelope does gymnast moves in the bed room, landing right on Juan] What the fuck are you, a praying mantis woman? [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Dave: What the fuck did you do, man? Costa Rican prison - that's some hardcore anal action, man. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Sam: [referring to lyrics form a Coconut Pete song] You know, octopus spelled backwards is supotco. Juan, isn't that Spanish for something?
Juan: Supotco? No. But, the word for shoe is zapato.
Sam: hmm, shoe.
Putman: [returning from being on stage] What'd I miss?
Jenny: Apparently somebody's going to get killed with a shoe. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Sam: The boat may be hidden under some sticks... or branches. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Lars: What happened to the Jacuzzi? [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: The Killer (Putman Livingston): [the killer stands over Putman and takes off his mask to reveal the killer is Putman] Take that bag off your head, love, and give us a kiss.
Putman Livingston: Wha... [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Sam: It's not a party until someone breaks the Jacuzzi. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Putman: David, you hated him for killing your parents. You see, what none of us did know, what none of us could know, was that David's parents were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert.
Jenny: What the hell's wrong with you Putman? Everyone knows Dave's parents got killed at a Pete show.
Juan: Way to bring up on a sore subject. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Lars: Are you familiar with the expression "sitting duck"?
Juan: Uhh, no. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Rolo: Hey! What about my nipples? [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Lars: I guess now they'll kick me out of the Pacifists Club.
Jenny: Or just ask you nicely to leave. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Sam, The Fun Police: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island. You have the right to fun. If you choose not to have fun, fun will be provided for you. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Penelope: I go to Oral Roberts.
Juan Castillo: Oral Roberts? Is that like Anal Johnson? Because I have done that a few times. Or was it Dirty Sanchez? Yes. It was that. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Juan Castillo: You have a beautiful name. Peen-a-lop. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Dirk: Yeah I heard you. Something about "cocks and quarters". Yeah, we have that here in the states only we call it "hide the sausage". [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Dirk: No, I'm not an asshole. I'm just young, dumb and full - What the fuck? Something just brushed up against my leg.
Jenny: Oh, my God! What is it?
Dirk: No. There's seriously something down here. Oh, no, wait! It's just my gigantic cock! [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Jenny: Aren't you bringing any weapons?
Lars Bronkhorst: I have all the weapons I need.
Putman Livingston: Piss on that! I'm bringing a ma-she-tay! [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Juan: All right then, tell me something. How the hell are we esposed to do our jobs when someone is killing the deek out of everyone here? [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Hank: There's always one asshole like you who wants to shit in the apple pie! Well, you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back! So whaddya say, you and me, we just sort this... [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Hank: There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back. [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]
Quote: Putman: You've manacled me to my death-bed, you Piccadilly whore! [Movie: Club Dread [2004] Movie: Club Dread [2004]]