Quote: Ryan: [Ryan and Ethan are discussing a place to meet] Santa Monica Pier.
Ethan: No, too busy.
Ryan: Yeah, that's kind of the idea, dickhead. [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Ryan: It's Chloe!
Chad: No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!
Ryan: I'm just gonna say "hi."
Chad: You're not gonna say "hi."
Ryan: No "hi"?
Chad: No "hi."
Ryan: I can't say -
Chad: [shouts] Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!
Ryan: You're right.
Chad: Be strong.
Ryan: You're right.
Chad: Yeah.
Ryan: Thank you.
Chad: All right.
[he gets distracted by girls in bikinis]
Chad: Oh! What's goin' on, ladies? [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Jessica Martin: Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry. [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: WLSUU2 Lawyer: [trying to get his car out of the impound lot] Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?" [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Ryan: [after stealing the lawyer's car] Ohh, I am in deep shit! [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Chad: [seeing Ryan with a box of fliers to pass out] Haha - that sucks.
[Ryan shoves the box at him]
Chad: No way! This sucks more! [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Chad: [greeting girls at the pier] Hey Chloe. Sam. Friend with nipples. [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Jessica Martin: I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Mooney: Let him up.
[Greer looks up and sees Mooney pointing a gun at him]
Ryan: Help me. They're dirty cops!
Greer: He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me.
Mooney: I said, "Let him up."
Greer: You're going to believe this lying piece of shit over a cop?
Mooney: It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up. [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Mooney: 27 years. 27 years without this shit! [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Ryan: It doesn't make any sense, I give you the video, then you turn around and take us out.
Greer: I swore I wouldn't do that.
Ryan: Just like you swore "to protect and serve"? [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Ryan: I'm a dead man. [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Mooney: We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you? [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Jessica Martin: When I didn't show up for work today someone called the police, I'm sure.
Greer: You better hope they didn't. [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Ryan: "Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"? [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Jack Tanner: I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head.
Mooney: It's a *day spa*, you fuck. [Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Jack Tanner:
I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head.
Mooney:
It's a *day spa*, you fuck.
[Mooney hesitates a bit, then shows Tanner Ryan's Cell Phone, front facing Tanner's face]
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: [Talking to the fake Jessica Martin]
Mooney:
We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you?
[Chuckles]
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: [after he views the tape]
Ryan:
I'm a dead man.
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: [Mooney shoots someone for the first time in his entire career]
Mooney:
27 years. 27 years without this shit!
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: [Greer has Ryan pinned down and is about to shoot him]
Mooney:
Let him up.
[Greer looks up and sees Mooney pointing a gun at him]
Ryan:
Help me. They're dirty cops!
Greer:
He attacked my partner. He tried to kill me.
Mooney:
I said, "Let him up."
Greer:
You're going to believe this lying piece of shit over a cop?
Mooney:
It doesn't matter what I believe. What's important is that you believe I will put a bullet in your skull if you don't let him up.
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: [last lines]
Jessica Martin:
I don't know if there's anything I could ever do to thank you
Ryan:
I do. Don't ever call me again.
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: [after slashing a kidnapper's arm with a shard of glass]
Jessica Martin:
Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: Ryan:
It's Chloe!
Chad:
No, dude, don't do this! Don't do this!
Ryan:
I'm just gonna say "hi."
Chad:
You're not gonna say "hi."
Ryan:
No "hi"?
Chad:
No "hi."
Ryan:
I can't say...
Chad:
[shouts] Come on, man! Hold it together! This girl, she *dumped* you, all right? Have some self-respect, have some dignity!
Ryan:
You're right.
Chad:
Be strong.
Ryan:
You're right.
Chad:
Yeah.
Ryan:
Thank you.
Chad:
All right.
[he gets distracted by girls in bikinis]
Chad:
Oh! What's goin' on, ladies?
[Ryan leaves to go talk to Chloe]
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]
Quote: [talking to Ryan on a payphone]
Chad:
Dude, I have no idea what just happened. One minute I'm talking to nipples, next thing you know, I'm wearing a whale costume handing out flyers.
Ryan:
[laughs] That sucks. Sounds like she got you.
Chad:
I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its benefits.
[to two girls that pass him by]
Chad:
Hey, you guys know that a blue whale's got an 11-foot penis? Heal the Bay.
[Movie: Cellular [2004] Movie: Cellular [2004]]