Quote: Ron Burgundy: [signing off] You stay classy, Planet Earth. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: [after Brian introduces Ron to a girl, who then later points toward her breasts] You pointed to your boobies. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica] It's all right, my sweet chinchilla. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne] It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. Why, to be honest with you, Brian, it smells like pure gasoline. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ed Harken: Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: [Ron Burgundy is handed a salad with cat poop] I will *not* eat that!
Tino: You will eat that cat poop!
Ron Burgundy: I will not eat cat poop!
Tino: You will eat that cat poop before you talk about my city that way again!
Ron Burgundy: Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak?
[he eats the cat poop]
Ron Burgundy: Oh, God!
Tino: Somebody get him a steak quick!
Ron Burgundy: I'll eat the whole hunk of shit! I don't care! [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: I believe you have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. I would like to become friends with it. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Brian Fantana: That was some crazy party. I am hungover.
Champ Kind: I know. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I'm not kidding! It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up.
Brick Tamland: Sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Frank Vitchard: [after getting his right arm sliced off by a machete] I did *not* see that coming! [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
Frank Vitchard: Oh yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Brick Tamland: [after a rival news team insults Ron and the team] Heinie...
[laughs]
Brick Tamland: he said heinie!
Champ Kind: Brick, get back over here! [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: [to an offscreen cameraman] I'm on right now?... I don't believe you. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Spanish Anchor: Tonight's top story: The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry Man - I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes - I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right and you just might get to meet the whole gang. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: Hey Garth! How's the divorce?
Garth Holliday: Oh, not so good... I'll probably never see my kids again...
Ron Burgundy: FAN-tastic. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ed Harken: Sweetheart, you and I have had this discussion a million times. There's never been a woman anchor.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Harken, this city needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because I have breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna goi on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?
Ed Harken: [thinks about it] ... Screwing? [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look! [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Ron Burgundy: This is Ron Burgundy, proudly reporting once again for Channel 4 News. Today's story is one of the more remarkable things ever to happen to San Diago or even the world. But in order to properly retell it, I'm going to need some help from my co-anchor, Miss Veronica Corningstone.
Brick Tamland: [comes on camera] High Pressure systems...
Ron Burgundy: [shoves Brick] No, no, no, no, Brick. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Bill Lawson: Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Brian Fantana: So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
Ron Burgundy: Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]
Quote: Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. [Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004] Movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy[2004]]