Quote: I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library? [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: We are all in this together, by ourselves. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: For fast-acting relief try slowing down. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. [Lily Tomlin]
Quote: Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. [Lily Tomlin]