Quote: From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: A man's only as old as the woman he feels. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. [Groucho Marx]
Quote: Before I speak, I have something important to say. [Groucho Marx]