Quote: I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heaving breathing again. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: Never accept a drink from a Urologist. [Erma Bombeck]
Quote: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. [Erma Bombeck]