Quote: When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: Inspector Gadget's Biggest Caper Ever. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: Inspector Gadget's Biggest Caper Ever [Bernie Mac]
Quote: Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn't care about being cool. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I hate to compare anything, especially while I'm promoting. I feel that's another disrespect, but 'Ocean's 13' is the best movie I've ever done in my life. No question. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died. [Bernie Mac]
Quote: I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them. [Bernie Mac]