Ben Affleck

Quote: I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,' and that bears no resemblance to who I feel like inside. I feel plagued by insecurity. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I kinda see my current position like this: 'Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before Chuck Woolery rings the bell. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: You [Maria Shriver] are so wonderful. You are so beautiful. I have wanted to meet you for the longest time. I'm hitting on you because you're husband is on the other side of the room. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: Sometimes it's Britney Spears and sometimes it's Carrie Fisher. I can't tell if I've got a Lolita complex or an Oedipus complex. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out! [Ben Affleck]

Quote: My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel. I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping bag down in the basement. It's humiliating. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: On contract clauses: 'There's all this language where you can't jump out of a plane or ride motorcycles. You have to go home and just sit there. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I like that best as I am so hairy. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I dyed my hair for photo tests, ... I kept it because when am I ever going to be blond again? [Ben Affleck]

Quote: [Smith couldn't resist elaborating:] It would be the most fictional role-playing ever. I'm no Affleck, which is bad in the bedroom, but good professionally. It's good not to be Ben Affleck professionally, because then I don't have to explain 'Gigli' ... for the next ten years. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: 'm not doing any press tonight. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: [A rep for the event said a reason was not given for the stars' absence (but Garner is due in November) and added,] They're very tight-lipped about their private lives. ... next year there'll be the three of us. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I feel horrified and sad and a great deal of empathy and lots of frustration. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: Lucky Numbers. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: The hard times aren't over, Affleck cautioned.] Ultimately it's hard (to make a movie), especially with a low budget, ... He's not going to see his wife and kid or be able to sleep. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I was glad I did, except when I was wandering around in my real life with this big red Afro. I looked like Ronald McDonald. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: He used to be, actually a very successful actor. ... One of the things that's encouraging about that is it represents citizen politicians, people that aren't career politicians. [Ben Affleck]

Quote: I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style. [Ben Affleck]

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