Quote: Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! [Adam Sandler]
Quote: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! [Adam Sandler]
Quote: My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say "You wanna get some ice-cream?" he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh, ... I mean, just like all friends hanging out -- that's the goal. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I don't think about that, ... I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day 'I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: Wedding Singer' taught us we shouldn't be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I do love the movies I've done in the past. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad. [Adam Sandler]
Quote: I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. [Adam Sandler]