I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it. [Tim Burton quotes]More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for...More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I may have a feather duster down my pants.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

Ok,Ok; I'm gonna freak right out now.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

My body is my journal,and my tattoos are my storyMore Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

..What I like does tend to be left-field. I feel somehow much more comfortable playing it. I relate more easily than I do when I run across straight roles. I hate the obvious stuff, I just don't respond to it.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it’s OK to be different, that it’s good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to site around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It is for this reason that I speak candidly and sometimes critically about it. I have benefited greatly from the freedom that exists in my country and for this I am eternally grateful.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

It was really just whatever - good times, bad times, it didn't matter. There was no ceremony. It wasn't like 'Okay, this just happened, I have to go hack a piece of my flesh off.'More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

I read that I was in bed with her, which is a ton of shit. I have met her and it went like this: 'How do you do?' 'Hello, how are you?' Now when anyone asks about my affair with Madonna I say no, wrong - it was the Pope. He swept me off my feet.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

The wardrobe guy [of Blow] was a genius. He was so tapped into that period and he brought me the ugliest things I'd ever seen and then they were somehow beautiful.More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]

We always say 'I would kill for my family' or 'I would die for my family' but would you really? I mean, when really put in that situation, would you really give up your life? Do you really love something or someone that much?More Johnny Depp [05/19/2006 12:05:00]