Victor Borge

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Victor Borge

Victor Borge

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.More Victor Borge [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:33]
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:41]
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:50]
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:58]
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:33]
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:39]
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:47]
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:03]
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:18]
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:25]
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.More Victor Borge [10/19/2011 02:10:37]
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sureMore Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,
you see, humor is truth.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.More Victor Borge [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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