Benny Hill

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Benny Hill

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.More Benny Hill [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have a wild bunch of coconuts!More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Arthur.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do unto others, then run.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Do unto others, then runMore Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.More Benny Hill [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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