Vladimir Putin

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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin

president of the Russian Federation
People's sign: if Putin is tapped on TV with his naked torso, then soon presidential elections!More Vladimir Putin [08/09/2017 09:08:50]
Here the people were massively offended that Putin did not congratulate them on the centennial of the Great October Revolution.
you are joking: The King - and will congratulate the slaves with the revolution?!More Vladimir Putin [11/10/2017 08:11:45]
- Sophia, do not you dare go to these elections for yourself!
- Yashenka, I'll go for Putin!
- Those who are for Putin will not go to the polls. Putin and without them will be chosen. But those who are against, will go to the poll and these people will be under police surveillance.More Vladimir Putin [01/23/2018 09:01:16]
I sympathize with Vladimir Vladimirovich. He has no career prospects.More Vladimir Putin [03/07/2018 09:03:17]
- For whom will you vote?
- For Putin!
- Well it is clear. And then?More Vladimir Putin [03/08/2018 09:03:42]
Trump boasts to Putin:
- Imagine, Vladimir, we have some kind of search engine "Google" made an unmanned vehicle!
- Is that an achievement, Donald? I have "Soyuzmultfilm" intercontinental missile with a nuclear engine made!More Vladimir Putin [03/12/2018 12:03:57]
The Central Election Commission invites everyone to fulfill its civic duty - to take part in the election, and recalls that eight candidates were nominated for the post of President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin.More Vladimir Putin [03/14/2018 12:03:03]
If Putin is the father of the nation, then why go to the polls? After all, parents we can't to choose.More Vladimir Putin [03/14/2018 12:03:37]
Do you know why they do not poison Gorbachev or Khodorkovsky?
Because if this is blamed on Putin, his rating will jump to 98%.More Vladimir Putin [03/15/2018 10:03:40]
- Assad poisoned civilians with chemical weapons!
- But why?
- Because he is Assad, of course!
- Clear. And Putin poisoned the exchanged spies because he is Putin, apparently?
- Well, you see, you yourself know everything.More Vladimir Putin [03/15/2018 10:03:58]

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