"Honey, my eyes hurt from the new monitor. Bring some eye drops. Drip to me."

"What are you, hubby? Not reading aphorism.ru? Wait. Blood delivery service promises one and a half liters of fresh blood. Bring, then we will bury... (drop by drop) the blood of enemies."
[11/19/2019 03:11:46]

Quotes of the month

Nikolay Shelgunov People show their disrespect to others in different ways, such as carelessness in dress, untidiness, bad habits, and all this will be impolite. [07/26/2020 11:07:50] More


Eugeniya Shatskaya Strong love is boring like old clothes. [07/27/2020 09:07:19] More


Author Unknown A good family is one in which the husband and wife forget that they are lovers during the day and that they are spouses at night. [07/20/2020 09:07:55] More


Grigory Yavlinsky Communism is pediculosis. He appears from poverty. [07/16/2020 02:07:56] More


Mikhail Degtyarev It is indecent to stigmatize a foreign country from the tribune, and then go and watch it rot. [07/21/2020 11:07:34] More