Bill Burr

Bill Burr

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.More Bill Burr quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't worry, it's only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you're gonna be fine! We gotta let mother nature do her
thing, man. She keeps trying to help us out and we won't let her do it.More Bill Burr quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it, because whores don't care about lumber.More Bill Burr quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.More Bill Burr quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.More Bill Burr quotes [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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