Movie: The Magic Christian [1969] Movie: The Magic Christian [1969]

Movie: The Magic Christian [1969] Movie: The Magic Christian [1969]

Sir John:
[Oxford has just purposely rammed Cambridge, at the annual Boat Race] It would never have happened in my day!



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
Nor mine!



Youngman Grand, Esq.:
Well, it's happenin' in mine!

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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[as he and Youngman admire a painting] I like school of Rembrandt.



Youngman Grand, Esq.:
St. Rembrandt's High.

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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[on being told a Rembrandt might fetch £10,000 at auction] In that case my final offer is thirty.



Mr. Dougdale:
[stunned] Thirty - thousand - pounds? Shit! I beg your pardon, I do beg your pardon.

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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[a police car drives up to Grand's car] Could be routine, or... mere damnable harassment.

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Hamlet:
[Laurence Harvey, onstage] "To be..."



Youngman Grand, Esq.:
[loud enough to be heard, turning to Sir Guy] I've seen it.



Hamlet:
"Or not to be... that is the question."



Youngman Grand, Esq.:
Shakespeare, right?



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[whispers, eyes toward the stage] Right, and double right.

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