Movie: The Magic Christian [1969] Movie: The Magic Christian [1969]

Movie: The Magic Christian [1969] Movie: The Magic Christian [1969]

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[as he and Youngman admire a painting] I like school of Rembrandt.



Youngman Grand, Esq.:
St. Rembrandt's High.

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Sir John:
[Oxford has just purposely rammed Cambridge, at the annual Boat Race] It would never have happened in my day!



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
Nor mine!



Youngman Grand, Esq.:
Well, it's happenin' in mine!

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Youngman Grand, Esq.:
Dad, do you think words corrupt?



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
I don't know, let's try. Agnes?



Dame Agnes Grand:
[looks up from the television] Yes?



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
Nipple.



Dame Agnes Grand:
Shh!


[turns back to the television]



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[watches her a moment] Well, there's no immediate physical change.

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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[on being told a Rembrandt might fetch £10,000 at auction] In that case my final offer is thirty.



Mr. Dougdale:
[stunned] Thirty - thousand - pounds? Shit! I beg your pardon, I do beg your pardon.

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Ginger Horton:
Ah! My Second World War Nazi atrocity book came at last.


[turns to Youngman, dog in her lap, and browses the book]



Ginger Horton:
Do you know what Bitsy and I do? We sit down and imagine all those atrocities being done to sex criminals. - Yes, sex criminals and the like. And that Dr Thorndike!



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[overhearing] What's that, Ginge? Bill Thorndike a sexy criminal?



Ginger Horton:
The man you sent me to. He behaved VERY strangely.

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