Movie: The Magic Christian [1969] Movie: The Magic Christian [1969]

Movie: The Magic Christian [1969] Movie: The Magic Christian [1969]

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[a police car drives up to Grand's car] Could be routine, or... mere damnable harassment.

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Youngman Grand, Esq.:
Dad, do you think words corrupt?



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
I don't know, let's try. Agnes?



Dame Agnes Grand:
[looks up from the television] Yes?



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
Nipple.



Dame Agnes Grand:
Shh!


[turns back to the television]



Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[watches her a moment] Well, there's no immediate physical change.

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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[on being told a Rembrandt might fetch £10,000 at auction] In that case my final offer is thirty.



Mr. Dougdale:
[stunned] Thirty - thousand - pounds? Shit! I beg your pardon, I do beg your pardon.

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Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE:
[as he and Youngman admire a painting] I like school of Rembrandt.



Youngman Grand, Esq.:
St. Rembrandt's High.

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Announcer on 'Magic Christian':
[as the 'Magic Christian' starts to sink] Go to B-Deck immediately! I repeat: Go to C-Deck immediately!

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