Movie: The Jewel of the Nile [1985] Movie: The Jewel of the Nile [1985]

Movie: The Jewel of the Nile [1985] Movie: The Jewel of the Nile [1985]

Ralph:
You're all I thought about for six months. They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life was in that joint, all of them wanting to hire on as my proctologist.

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Joan Wilder:
I'm going to write the truth about you!



Omar:
The truth? If I wanted the truth, I would have hired 60 Minutes.

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Jewel:
We are sworn, Just Joan.



Joan Wilder:
Right, but it's just "Joan."



Jewel:
Right - Just Joan.

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[Omar has put Jack and Joan in a deathtrap copied from one of Joan's own books]



Jack Colton:
So how'd they get out?



Joan Wilder:
What?



Jack Colton:
In "The Savage Secret".



Joan Wilder:
Oh. Um... Jesse had a knife hidden in his boot. You wouldn't happen to have a knife, would you?



Jack Colton:
I'm not even wearing underwear.

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[the Jewel is woken up by Joan chipping away at the bars of their cell with a two-by-four plank]



Jewel:
What are you doing?



Joan Wilder:
In my last novel, 'Angelina and the Savage Secret' Angelina used a nail file to chip away at the bars of her cell to remove them and escape to freedom.



Jewel:
How long did this take?



Joan Wilder:
Two pages.

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