Movie: Shrek [2001] Movie: Shrek [2001]

Movie: Shrek [2001] Movie: Shrek [2001]

Princess Fiona:
[to Shrek] I'm supposed to be rescued by my *true love*, not by some ogre and his *pet*!



Donkey:
Well, so much for "noble steed."

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[last lines]



Donkey:
Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

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[eyeing the "KEEP OUT" signs surrounding Shrek's home]



Donkey:
You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?



Shrek:
I like my privacy.



Donkey:
Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...


[big awkward silence ensues]



Donkey:
... Can I stay with you?

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Shrek:
What're the flowers for?



Princess Fiona:
Getting rid of Donkey.

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[to the dragon]



Donkey:
Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

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