Movie: Sex Files: Sexually Bewitched [2000] Movie: Sex Files: Sexually Bewitched [2000]

Movie: Sex Files: Sexually Bewitched [2000] Movie: Sex Files: Sexually Bewitched [2000]

Sarah Newman:
That was fast. Have broomstick, will travel?



Jamie Cyrus:
Only on Halloween, and just because of tradition. Gives me the worst rash.

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Sarah Newman:
What kind of apprenticeship is this, exactly? The ad wasn't very clear.



Jamie Cyrus:
Oh, I'm sorry. An apprentice for a sorceress.



Sarah Newman:
I see. And that would make me...?



Jamie Cyrus:
Like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia.



Sarah Newman:
Oh, whoa, look at the time!

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[Jamie is brushing a feather over an effigy of Sarah, in the form of a gingerbread cookie, making Sarah ticklish while having sex with her boyfriend. Afterwards, Sarah storms into the kitchen]



Sarah Newman:
What the hell did you do that for?



Jamie Cyrus:
[Holding the feather and cookie behind her back] Do what? I'm sorry; you were using your powers for selfish and damaging reasons. You needed to be taught a lesson.



Sarah Newman:
Michael came to me on his own; that was his choice.



Jamie Cyrus:
I'm sure you didn't cast a spell and bring him back to you.



Sarah Newman:
No, I used my natural womanly ways... and a slight mental image suggestion...



Jamie Cyrus:
Good witches should not misuse their powers! It's too dangerous!



Sarah Newman:
Look, you've taught me well... but I'm a big witch now. I can handle my own affairs.



Jamie Cyrus:
Not well enough. You still have three years left of the Sorcerer's Apprentice program.



Sarah Newman:
Maybe I don't want three years! Maybe... maybe I want to go out on my own.



Jamie Cyrus:
I don't think this town is big enough for two witches.



Sarah Newman:
I think you're right. So when would you be leaving?



Jamie Cyrus:
About a hundred years after you.



Sarah Newman:
Jamie, I'm more powerful than you think. Don't go up against me.



Jamie Cyrus:
Is that a threat?



Sarah Newman:
That's a promise.

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Traci:
If God wanted us to walk around naked, he wouldn't have invented fig leaves, or cotton and polyester.

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