Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993]

Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993]

Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Locksley. I'll pay for this!
[pause]
Sheriff of Rottingham: YOU'LL pay for this!More Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] quotes [06/27/2007 12:06:00]
Guard: Robin of Locksley, where is your king?
Robin Hood: King? King? And which King might that be? King Richard? King Louis? King Kong? Larry King?More Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] quotes [06/27/2007 12:06:00]
[Robin is being made to watch Marian's wedding from the gallows]
Abbot: Do you, Sheriff of Rottingham, take Marian of Bahgel to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Sheriff of Rottingham: YES I DO! Get on with it!
Abbot: And do you, Marian, vow to do all the stuff I just said?
Sheriff of Rottingham: [to Marian] Say I do, or Robin dies!
Maid Marian: I... I do...
[Achoo shoots through Robin's noose]
Maid Marian: NOT!More Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] quotes [06/27/2007 12:06:00]
Rabbi Tuckman: [performing the marriage] Robin, do you?
Robin Hood: I do.
Rabbi Tuckman: Marian, do you?
Maid Marian: I do.
Rabbi Tuckman: I now pronounce you man and...
King Richard: I object!
Rabbi Tuckman: Who asked?More Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] quotes [06/27/2007 12:06:00]
Blinkin: Oh Master Robin!
[hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.More Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] Movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights [1993] quotes [06/27/2007 12:06:00]

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