Movie: Penn & Teller Get Killed [1989] Movie: Penn & Teller Get Killed [1989]

Movie: Penn & Teller Get Killed [1989] Movie: Penn & Teller Get Killed [1989]

[after Penn gets shot]



Woman in Parking Lot:
In the shoulder, huh? Well, at that range you were lucky.



Penn:
No! I just got shot, that's not lucky. Lucky is winning the lottery.



Woman in Parking Lot:
Hey, aren't you that guy who goes on TV and asks people to kill him?



Penn:
I didn't ask people to kill me, I said I wished someone were trying to kill me.



Woman in Parking Lot:
You said that on national TV? There's a lot of nuts out there! You're lucky I don't have a gun or I'd blow your fucking brains out.



Penn:
Yeah, I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Mr. Lucky just got shot in the arm!

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[Teller is trying to pull a knife out of Penn]



Penn:
What are you trying to do? Twist the knife? Look, pretty soon I'll pass out. Then I'll go into a coma, and then I'll die. During any one of *those* times you'll have *plenty* of opportunity to play around with the knife. Until then just keep your paws to yourself.

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Penn:
Thanks. You've kept me alive and taught me a very important lesson: One should never go on national TV and beg psychopaths to kill one.

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Penn:
Ah, the revolution! Starting in the most unlikely of places: Trump Casino, Atlantic City!

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[after a gunshot shatters a mirror]



Penn:
Let me tell you something mister. That had better be a blank at that window, and a squib behind that mirror, because if you hired someone to fire off a real gun between us, I don't think that's funny. Actually a blank and a squib is only mildly funny.

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