Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. More George Lundberg
Gallagher: We can breathe!
Dr. Quinn Burchenal: I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it! More Sandy Gallin
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card. More Victoria Adams
I'm investing in a company that has patented wallet technology that will deodorize currency. That way people won't have to deal with money that smells funny. More Moby
The essence of our effort to see that every child has a chance must be to assure each an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different- to realize whatever unique potential of body, mind and spirit he or she possesses. More John Fischer
There is much difference between imitating a man and counterfeiting him. More Benjamin Franklin
Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick. More Sandy Gallin
The darkest hour is just before the dawn. More Proverb Proverb
Ask with urgency and passion. More Arthur Balfour
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. More Jonathan Swift
A striking feature of moral and political argument in the modern world is the extent to which it is innovators, radicals, and revolutionaries who revive old doctrines, while their conservative and reactionary opponents are the inventors of new ones. More Alasdair Chalmers Macintyre
Narrator: Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure. More Movie: Yellow Submarine [1968] Movie: Yellow Submarine [1968]
Let us love nobly, and live, and add again years and years unto years, till we attain to write threescore: this is the second of our reign. More John Donne
It is ideas, not vested interests, which are dangerous for good or evil. More John Maynard Keynes
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. More Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr
Who loves me loves my dog. More Latin Proverb
Girls usually have a paper mch face on their wedding day. More Сидон-Габриэль Colette
I am beginning slowly to accept myself, accept the less good things about myself. More Nastassja Kinski
Most of the time I do feel like I need someone else when I'm alone. But I can still get by with just my own company and that makes me a stronger person. More Leonardo DiCaprio
Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. More Walter Scott