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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I was speechless. It's going to affect every single user complaint that I have heard.More [07/05/2006 12:07:00]
Its a huge opportunity for Yahoo to be closer to our user base without them having to fire up a browser.More [08/16/2007 12:08:00]
Tron:
My User has information that could... that could make this a free system again! No, really! You'd have programs lined up just to use this place, and no MCP looking over your shoulder.

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Master Control Program:
I've got a little challenge for you, Sark - a new recruit. He's a tough case, but I want him treated in the usual manner. Train him for the games... let him hope for a while... and blow him away.



Sark:
You've got it. I've been hopin' you'd send me somebody with a little bit of guts. What kind of program is he?



Master Control Program:
He's not any kind of program, Sark. He's a User.



Sark:
[shocked] A User!?



Master Control Program:
That's right. He pushed me in the real world. Somebody pushes me, I push back, so I brought him down here.


[pause]



Master Control Program:
What's the matter, Sark? You look nervous.



Sark:
Well, I - it's just - I don't know, a User, I mean... Users wrote us. A User even wrote you!



Master Control Program:
No one User wrote me. I'm worth millions of their man-years!



Sark:
What if I can't--



Master Control Program:
You rather take your chances with me? Want me to slow down your power cycles for you?



Sark:
[struggling] Wait! I need that!



Master Control Program:
Then pull yourself together. Get this clown trained. I want him in the Games until he dies playing. Acknowledge.



Sark:
[weakly] Acknowledged, Master Control.



Master Control Program:
End of line.

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Kevin Flynn:
Alan?



Tron:
Where did you hear that name?



Kevin Flynn:
Well that's your name, isn't it?



Tron:
The name of my User. How did you know?



Kevin Flynn:
I'm a program from a User that knows Alan.

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Kevin Flynn:
Now for some real user power.

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Master Control Program:
[a gigantic Sark is advancing on Tron] Your user can't help you now, my little program!

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Jerri Blank:
Hello. I'm Jerry Blank. 32 years ago I dropped out of High School and ran away from home. Oh, I made a lot of friends... did a lot of time. I was a boozer, a user and a loser. I stole the TV. - Did some more time. But now I'm back in school. And though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.

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Steve:
What is this?



Susan:
It's a cushion.



Steve:
Right. Yes. Thank you for that. Very informative.


[to Jeff]



Steve:
You got any of these?



Jeff:
No.



Steve:
Of course you haven't.


[to shop assistant]



Steve:
You - are you married? Living with anyone?



Junior Shop Assistant:
No.



Steve:
Got any of these?



Junior Shop Assistant:
No.



Steve:
Of course not. Okay!


[to the women]



Steve:
You bring these things into our homes. They sit on our chairs. They watch our televisions. Now, I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please... What are they for? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards! Just sitting around everywhere! What are they, pets for chairs?


[to shop assistants]



Steve:
Come on, you sell them. What are they for?



Junior Shop Assistant:
Well...



Senior Shop Assistant:
You sit on them.



Steve:
Ah! Ha ha ha! You see, that's where you're wrong! Nobody sits on them. Okay, watch this. Here's the cushion. I'm putting it on the sofa. Now watch me. I'm stting down. And what do I do on my final approach? I - oh! - move the cushion! You see? It's not involved! It's not part of the whole sitting process. It just lies there. It's fat litter! It's a sofa parasite!



Jane:
It's, you know... padding.



Steve:
Oh, padding! Now, that's interesting, Jane. See, I like padding. If I was, say, an American Football player, and all those big bastards running at me, I would say "give me some of that padding and be quick about it." If my job involved bouncing down jagged rocks I would say "in view of those jagged rocks down there, I'll have some of that padding, thank you very much." But Susan, Sally, Jane, this is a sofa. It is designed by clever scientists in such a way as to shield the unprotected user from the risk of skin abrasions, serious head trauma, and, of course...


[drops behind sofa, then sticks head out]



Steve:
Daleks. Trust me girls, trust me on this one: you do not need padding to tackle upholstery. So please - once and for all, tell me why on Earth you would want me to sit on one of these?



Susan:
Because, if you pressed it firmly against your bottom, it might stop you talking!

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[On her way to assassinate manga artist Koshi Rikdo]



Excel:
How dare you live in a place with a roof, you user of ink!

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Our theory is, if you need the user to tell you what you're selling, then you don't know what you're selling, and it's probably not going to be a good experience.More [07/22/2011 05:07:21]
The utmost thing is the user experience, to have the most useful experience.More [07/22/2011 05:07:33]
Well, user feedback was excellent. Even when the software didn't work at all, there were few people who were avid users, and there were people who were just sending excellent feedback and excellent ideas.More [08/22/2011 11:08:13]
[The two men, who will share the prize money, have never worked together, but know each other.] They linked us together because he is a producer of game theory and I am a user of game theory, ... I use game theory to help myself understand conflict situations and opportunities.More [10/31/2011 03:10:57]
It's a huge opportunity for Yahoo to be closer to our user base without them having to fire up a browser.More [01/23/2012 02:01:28]
Napster for the Mac provides the total Napster experience wrapped in a Mac-friendly user interface,More [02/12/2012 02:02:34]
While enterprises strive to draw insight from ever-increasing mountains of information, I see the average consumer striving to make sense of the noise from their composite online presence. But it works both ways ... Online communities can help augment our offline lives. One example is BankSimple (now: Simple). Our banking and finances (traditionally relegated to brick and mortar venues) can translate to an exquisite user experience online, helping us to understand our daily purchasing habits and avoid fees associated with user experience traps inherent to the way big banks profit.More [02/26/2012 12:02:41]
If you discover users who are misrepresenting themselves - for example, a user calling herself a student even though she is actually a member of the campus police force - please report this to us as soon as possible. The account will be removed.More [07/29/2012 01:07:41]
I've tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount about LSD. I've never been a social user of any of these things, but my curiosity has carried me into a lot of interesting areas.More [09/13/2012 06:09:53]
You have names, you have cities and you have credit card information, but its not user behaviour. You dont know where else they are going on the internet, you dont know what other artists they like, or what music they listen to. You really dont know anything about them.More [11/13/2012 04:11:02]
We will continue to invest significantly as we develop innovative new products and as we extend our core technologies to new user access points and to different channels.More [01/18/2013 08:01:04]
Another differentiator is that Skype is free and simple to set up, and it costs us virtually nothing for a new user to join the Skype network, which is why we can offer the service for free.More [07/12/2013 10:07:59]
I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing you're screwed'.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I have never seen a game's graphics look so sharp and clean. The sound design for the game is also unique on the Xbox. The memory on this system allowed us to provide the user with 5.1 Dolby surround sound for home theatre owners.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
My background was computer science and business school, so eventually I worked my way up where I was running product groups - development, testing, marketing, user education.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
What you have in most education software is that they're catering to the decision-maker who makes the budget allocations, and that decision-maker has a lot of check boxes. Does it do this? Check. Does it do that? Check. They could care less about the end user experience.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Our DNA is as a consumer company - for that individual customer who's voting thumbs up or thumbs down. That's who we think about. And we think that our job is to take responsibility for the complete user experience. And if it's not up to par, it's our fault, plain and simply.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
In a wristwatch, imagine the battery is in the strap and there's a medical sensor in there connected to the internet. If someone is monitoring that, they could phone up if the user has forgotten to take some medication. This could save hundreds of dollars in medical fees later. What's missing? It's a stable battery.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
We are a consumer company and our success is directly linked to our users trusting us. Therefore we have the same incentive as the user: they want to see relevant advertising so their experience of Google is positive and we want to deliver it.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully. Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are. Unix: It's not just 'User-Unfriendly', it's 'Proactively User-Hostile' !More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In addition to the costs of the software itself, organizations will encounter other up-front costs, including those resulting from the need for new hardware, administrator and end-user training, configuration and deployment of the new operating system, compatibility-testing, and possible re-engineering of application software,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There is a whole host of applications that need to know user data. A lot of programmers want to know about users without having to reinvent the wheel each time. The applications are better off having access to the user information.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
With record breaking attendance, this year's user conference reflects the satisfaction of our customers and our leadership in the market. It's also indicative of our commitment to customer input as a critical channel for product feedback, ... With the merger of ServiceWare and Kanisa, Knova Discovery 2005 offers an exciting opportunity to bring our large customer base and partner network together for the first time. We look forward to an excellent event.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As soon as you remove user fees there's a massive expansion of demand. In Uganda, Tanzania and Kenya, a total of 8 million children went to school who had not gone to school before. You need new teachers, need new classrooms; there are new pressures on the system.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I saw the chair in design magazines. It was also in Child Magazine. The designers really thought about who their user was.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We hope to be profitable later this year, because we keep increasing our prizes as we grow our user base.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We are now challenging the best in the segment with a very special car. The S80 radiates what we call 'Scandinavian Luxury,' clean and elegant lines and intelligent functionality where every single detail has been designed with the user's well being in mind.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We're challenging the very best in the segment by offering refined Scandinavian luxury -- in other words, clean and elegant lines combined with intelligent functionality. Every single detail has been designed with a firm focus on the user's well-being.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The improved capabilities of 3G networks and devices combined with the availability of more compelling multimedia content are clearly accelerating user adoption. We have entered an exciting phase of rapid evolution in the mobile market. To profit from this new demand, carriers and content owners will need to analyze early consumer behavior and attitudes carefully so that they can continue to build consumer trial and repeat usage.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The wrong way is to open a Linux company that acts as a wall between the developer and the user,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If they come to the library to play educational games and they think libraries are a fun place to be, they will come back again and again their whole life. We've generated a lifelong reader and a lifelong library user.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We look at piracy in two segments: the distribution channel and within the end-user community,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We had no way of identifying where the problem occurred. We didn't have very good information, and user experience and application performance were somewhat of a mystery to us.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There is some overreaction. It has a lot to do with education. The biggest problem we have right now is mostly consumer and user education.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The goal is to serve the global travel and tourism industry by making the .travel registry site as user friendly as possible.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Parliament could revisit the Unfair Contracts Act . Consumers are finding that they can't get digital content without signing an end user agreement whose terms and conditions are ridiculous.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you sell to another carrier, you are largely a one-trick pony, offering a limited number of products. When you sell to an end user, you have an opportunity to sell a full bundle of services, be a one-stop shop. What differentiates the winners and losers going forward will be the quality of the customer.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We all know that the best hospitals are those that have figured out how to 'get it right' consistently -- the challenge is transferring that knowledge and practical know-how to those that aspire to be the best. Premier's Rapid Improvement Programs revolutionize knowledge transfer by providing access to best practices and collaboration with experts quickly and inexpensively -- right from the user's desktop.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We all know that the best hospitals are those that have figured out how to 'get it right' consistently - the challenge is transferring that knowledge and practical know-how to those that aspire to be the best, ... Premier's Rapid Improvement Programs revolutionize knowledge transfer by providing access to best practices and collaboration with experts quickly and inexpensively - right from the user's desktop.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
More people living with HIV/AIDS get their health care from Medicaid than any other federal program. Cuts to Medicaid and increased user costs for Medicare recipients will have an enormous ripple effect on HIV/AIDS care and treatment programs designed to serve as the payer of last resort.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Search streams - the logs in which the contents of users' search requests are recorded - are a wealth of data about what people want and how they express their desires. The owner of such a search stream possesses a powerful asset, once user attributes may be calculated to determine how they relate to the target market.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Here's how session hijacking works. The hacker waits for someone to finish successfully the authentication process. Then you as the attacker send a disassociate message, forging it to make it look like it came from the AP [access point]. The client [user] thinks they have been kicked off, but the AP thinks the client is still out there. As long as WEP is not involved you can start using that connection up until the next time out, usually about 60 minutes,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This requires no user interaction. Outlook has a broad footprint, and that makes this much more significant.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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