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Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Ulrich Weber:
Koch, you typed up that agenda for tomorrow's meeting?



Oliver Koch:
Yes, I'm just doing it. Ulli?



Ulrich Weber:
Hm?



Oliver Koch:
I noticed there's nothing in here about security.



Ulrich Weber:
It's an administrative session!



Oliver Koch:
Well, I was just thinking about that warning we got a couple of weeks back.



Ulrich Weber:
What are you talking about?



Oliver Koch:
Well, you know, that... they picked up that cell and terrorist setup in Neuss. Something about bombs in tape recorders.



Ulrich Weber:
Pan Am didn't expect us to do anything special with that one.



Oliver Koch:
I recommend it should be on today's agenda.



Ulrich Weber:
You are going beyond your competence, Koch! This is not in your job description!



Oliver Koch:
I recommend that we take the batteries off of every single radio cassette player we find, okay?



Ulrich Weber:
We tell our people to go loose on the passenger's private property and smash half the things they touch? We'd go broke paying the damage claims.



Oliver Koch:
Ulli, it's the only way to ensure...



Ulrich Weber:
We'd be the only airline in the world going that would go to these lengths! Do you think our passengers would be willing to check in four hours before the flight? Or they're not going to complain because suddenly they're dragged off a jet, 'cause we couldn't match up a piece of luggage with the traveller? All these people want is to get home on time!


[pause]



Ulrich Weber:
Oliver, you've got to lighten up, pal. It's almost Christmas. When all is said and done, air travel is still safer than crossing the road.

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Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the millions of people who rely on our aviation system every day.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
People aren't just paying more to fill their gas tanks or when they pay for their heating bills for their home they are paying more at the grocery store, on air travel and for many other daily expenses.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
We all know we have a problem, a broad problem. Ninety-eight percent of the fuel that is used by our vehicles, our autos and trucks for personal and commercial purposes, for highway and air travel operates on oil. The world has the same problem.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Air travel survived decades of terrorism, including attacks which resulted in the deaths of everyone on the plane. It survived 9/11. It'll survive the next successful attack. The only real worry is that we'll scare ourselves into making air travel so onerous that we won't fly anymore.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
When the plane is delayed, it's not the fault of the girl at the desk. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is out of my control and that air travel nowadays is barbaric.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]

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