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As usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas. Unfortunately none of the sound ideas is original and none of the original ideas is sound.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The liberals have not softened their view of actuality to make themselves live closer to the dream, but instead sharpen their perceptions and fight to make the dream actuality or give up the battle in despair.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Those old faces, in Pasadena, California, and Tucson, Arizona, and Dallas, crumpling in hatred and fear at the mention of the United Nations or those liberals in government who constitute for them the fifth column of communism, yearn for an America that is as far from the society of the present as is the extended family system in village India.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
“Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?”More [11/16/2006 12:11:00]
James Robison: I am sick and tired of hearing about all of the radicals and the perverts and the liberals and the leftists and the Communists coming out of the closets! It is time for God's people to come out of the closets, out on the porches, and change America! We must do it!More [12/26/2007 12:12:00]
A.M. Newscaster: In the meantime this is A.M. Today. It's 18 minutes after the hour and time for our daily feature of debate: Count/Pointercount. Once again here are John Fitzsimmons and Sheila Hamilton.
John Fitzsimmons: [alternately to Sheila and camera] Well Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of love with our beloved president. The intellectuals have been much agitated and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. Sheila. Will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals never learn that expanding welfare roles only accelerate inflation and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?
Sheila Hamilton: Why John, you old stick in the mud.
[to camera]
Sheila Hamilton: I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS
[flips the bird]
Sheila Hamilton: , John.More [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
Forty-two percent of all liberals are queer, that's a fact. The Wallace people did a poll.

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Ames Jainchill:
You're probably one of them knee-jerk liberals that thinks us gun boys would shoot our guns because it's an extension of our penises.

Paul Kersey:
Never thought about it that way. It could be true.

Ames Jainchill:
Well, maybe it is. But this is gun country.

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Pat Nixon:
I was thinking tonight - do you remember, Dick? Do you remember when you used to drive me on dates with the other boys? You didn't want to let me out of your sight.

Richard M. Nixon:
Yeah, sure, a long time ago.

Pat Nixon:
Yes, it's been a long time...

[sensing a signal, recoils]

Richard M. Nixon:
I don't need that, buddy. I'm not Jack Kennedy.

Pat Nixon:
[rebuffed] No, you're not. So stop comparing yourself to him. You have no reason to. You have everything you ever wanted. You've earned it. Why can't you just enjoy it?

Richard M. Nixon:
I do. I do. In my own way.

Pat Nixon:
Then what are you scared of, honey?

Richard M. Nixon:
I'm not scared, buddy... You don't understand. They're playing for keeps, buddy. The press, the kids, the liberals - they're out there, trying to figure out how to tear me down.

Pat Nixon:
They're all your enemies?

Richard M. Nixon:

Pat Nixon:
You personally?

Richard M. Nixon:
Yes! This is about me. Why can't you understand that, you of all people? It's not the war - It's Nixon! They want to destroy Nixon! And if I expose myself even the slightest bit they'll tear my insides out. Do you want that? Do you want to see that, buddy? It's not pretty.

Pat Nixon:
Sometimes I think that's what you want.

Richard M. Nixon:
[contemptuous] What the hell are you saying? Are you drunk? Jesus, you sound just like them now! I've got to keep fighting, buddy, for the country. These people running things, the elite... they're soft, chickenshit faggots! They just want to cover their asses and meet girls and tear each other down. Oh, God, this country's in deep, deep trouble, buddy... and I have to see this through. Mother would've wanted no less of me.

Pat Nixon:
I just wish... you knew how much I love you, that's all. It took me a long time to fall in love with you, Dick. But I did. And it doesn't make you happy. You want them to love you...

[motions outward, indicating the public]

Richard M. Nixon:
[interjects] No, I don't. I'm not Jack...

Pat Nixon:
But they never will, Dick. No matter how many elections you win, they never will.

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Pat Robertson:
[about separation of church and state] That was never in the Constitution, however much the liberals laugh at me for saying it, they know good and well it was never in the Constitution! Such language only appeared in the constitution of the Communist Soviet Union.

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Kenneth Baker:
Secret projects paid for by the Pentagon's black budget. You can avoid a lot of red tape and get a great lead time on your weapons production. And no one can bother you... not even those bleeding heart liberals on the military oversight committee...

Solid Snake:

Kenneth Baker:
I prefer to think of it as good business...

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Alex Shrub:
Oh, at first, women couldn't vote. But the liberals come in crying crocodile tears.

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Jonathan Freeloader:
If you don't give money to VCPR, we could be thrown back to the stone age. Liberals will be set on fire in the streets. Give now. Let's return to Pressing Issues. Over to you, Maurice, in the studio!... Useless, talentless asshole.

Michelle Montanius:
You're correct, he is an asshole!

Maurice Chavez:
I love those guys! Really professional.

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Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?More [07/30/2011 11:07:54]
Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.More [08/01/2011 05:08:56]
There was no doubt that there was a vast organization which was making fools of all the liberals in Hollywood and taking their money, that there was a police state among the Left element in Hollywood and Broadway.More [08/02/2011 09:08:01]
Incredible that liberals aren't more concerned about the monopoly of information in South Dakota.More [08/10/2011 05:08:48]
The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place.More [09/21/2011 04:09:12]
The liberals in the House strongly resemble liberals I have known through the last two decades in the civil rights conflict. When it comes time to show on which side they will be counted, they excuse themselves.More [10/01/2011 10:10:47]
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.More [10/15/2011 09:10:47]
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.More [10/15/2011 09:10:08]
Let's leave behind the predictable and stale debate between liberals and conservatives. Let's take the resources that we have, and prioritize, and manage, and focus our energy on just doing things that count - on real results.More [10/20/2011 10:10:32]
The only tactic liberals have is to try to intimidate people into thinking that the Tea Party is racist. The Tea Party is not a racist movement, period! If it were, why would the straw polls keep showing that the black guy is winning? That's a rhetorical question. Let me state it: The black guy keeps winning.More [10/21/2011 06:10:29]
Inside of many liberals is a fascist struggling to get out.More [11/03/2011 05:11:30]
One of the most pervasive political visions of our time is the vision of liberals as compassionate and conservatives as less caring.More [11/17/2011 09:11:02]
When you practice reporting for as long as I have, you keep yourself at a distance from True Believers. Either conservatives or liberals or Democrats or Republicans.More [03/28/2012 12:03:41]
I am also very proud to be a liberal. Why is that so terrible these days? The liberals were liberators -- they fought slavery, fought for women to have the right to vote, fought against Hitler, Stalin, fought to end segregation, fought to end apartheid. Liberals put an end to child labor and they gave us the five day work week! What's to be ashamed of?More [05/20/2012 05:05:11]
Conservative people tend to see the world in black and white terms, good and evil. Liberals see grays. In any talk format, you have to pound home a strong point of view. If you're not providing controversy and excitement, people won't listen, or watch.More [06/06/2012 01:06:34]
You know, out-of-touch liberals like Barack Obama say they want a strong economy, but in everything they do, they show they don't like business very much. But the economy, of course, is simply the product of all the businesses of the nation added together. So it's a bit like saying you like an omelet, but you don't like eggs.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
It wouldn't be fair to say that conservatives cherish property the way liberals cherish equality. But it would be fair to say that the takings clause is the conservatives' recipe for judicial activism just as they say liberals have misused the equal protection clause.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Before this learning experience, I had assumed that with regard to programs that sought to help people out of poverty, the political world was essentially divided into two camps: conservatives who opposed these for a variety of reasons, and liberals who supported them.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
We must not allow the liberals to move us away from the conservative values of the American past which sustain our present and shall secure our future. As for me and my family, we will serve God, we will serve this constitutional republic, we will serve America.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
A growing awareness of the depth of popular attachment to the family has led some liberals to concede that family is not just a buzzword for reaction.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
When liberals finally grasped the strength of popular feeling about the family, they cried to appropriate the rhetoric and symbolism of family values for their own purposes.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The liberals think government exists to fix what's wrong with America. They find fault with our Constitution, our economic model and our core values. We disagree with the premise of their argument. We believe there's nothing wrong with America that an extra dose of freedom won't cure.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Republicans rarely criticize Obama for lack of empathy - in part because liberals have traditionally been seen as standing up for the weak and the vulnerable. Conservatives can be just as empathetic. But they believe that, in most cases, it's not government's role to be the primary dispenser of empathy.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Time and time again, history has proved that the conservatives are right and the liberals are wrong.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
When a criminal breaks into your home I'll let the liberals call the lawyer. I'm going to call Smith & Wesson.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
The myth of the liberal media empowers conservatives to control debate in the United States to the point where liberals cannot even hope for a fair shake anymore.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I think one of the most threatening places to be in politics is a black conservative because there are so many liberals who want to continue to reinforce a stereotype that doesn't exist about America.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
My friendships and relationships in the conservative world are not predicated on political correctness and enforced conformity of thought. They are based, instead, on mutual respect, honesty and understanding - concepts many modern liberals should consider revisiting.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I have the greatest sympathy with the growth of the socialist party. I think they understand the evils that surround us and hammer them into people's minds better than we Liberals.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would except that it would put them on the same side as the United States.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Change can take place only when liberal and radical pressures are both strong. Intelligent liberals have always recognized the debt they owe to radicals, whose existence permits liberals to push further than they would otherwise have dared, all the while posing as compromisers and mediators. Radicals, however, have been somewhat less sensible of their debt to liberals, partly because of the rather single-minded discipline radicals are almost forced to maintain, plagued as they always are by liberal backsliding and More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same sideMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Liberals seem to assume that, if you don't believe in their particular political solutions, then you don't really care about the people that they claim to want to helpMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Liberals have many tails, and chase them allMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Conservatives divide the world in terms of good and evil while liberals do it in terms of the rich and poor.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I grew up, the conservatives were the isolationists and the liberals were the idealists. Now it's reversed.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Majority Leader DeLay is a fixture within the conservative movement and has a strong record of accomplishments, which makes him an inviting target for liberals and Democrats alike. It goes with the territory. He understands that.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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