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If fishing is a religion, fly fishing is high church.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is long ere we discover how rich we are. Our history, we are sure, is quite tame: we have nothing to write, nothing to infer. But our wiser years still run back to the despised recollections of childhood, and always we are fishing up some wonderful article out of that pond; until, by and by, we begin to suspect that the biography of the one foolish person we know is, in reality, nothing less than the miniature paraphrase of the hundred volumes of the Universal History.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Many men go fishing their entire lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.
[points at Nemo]
Nemo: But bigger.
Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.
[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see]
Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine.
Crab: Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds!More [08/11/2005 12:08:00]
James Bond: I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime. Right, Q?
Q: Oh, pipe down, 007!
James Bond: Was it something I said?
Q: No, something you destroyed. My fishing boat! For my retirement, away from you!More [11/07/2005 12:11:00]
To go on one of them fishing trips with the guys once in awhile.More [03/21/2006 12:03:00]
The only thing that Ewan and I conferred on was how we cast a fishing line. We said we'd do it round arm rather than over, and that was the only time that we conferred, really.More [04/06/2006 12:04:00]
It's a Boston Whaler that I was driving. It's more of a fishing boat, so it's not got that much of a responsive action.More [05/18/2006 12:05:00]
I produced fishing shows and moved to Kansas City. It was not an easy transition.More [06/26/2006 12:06:00]
Like they say, you can learn more from a guide in one day than you can in three months fishing alone.More [12/22/2006 12:12:00]
[Mumble has dived off a cliff to pursue the "alien" fishing boat]
Lovelace: I'm gonna be telling your story, Happy Feet, long after you're dead and gone!More [03/13/2007 12:03:00]
Jack: Don't do it.
Rose: Stay back! Don't come any closer!
Jack: Come on, just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over.
Rose: No, stay where you are! I mean it! I'll let go!
Jack: [He approaches slowly, gesturing to his cigarette to show that he is approaching merely to throw it over the side into the ocean] No, you won't.
Rose: What do you mean, "No, I won't"? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do, you don't know me!
Jack: Well, you woulda done it already.
Rose: You're distracting me! Go away!
Jack: I can't. I'm involved now. You let go, and I'm, I'm 'onna have to jump in there after you.
Rose: Don't be absurd. You'd be killed!
Jack: I'm a good swimmer.
Rose: The fall alone would kill you.
Jack: It would hurt. I'm not saying it wouldn't. Tell you the truth, I'm a lot more concerned about that water being so cold.
[pause. She looks down at the water. Jack is slowly removing his boots]
Rose: How cold?
Jack: Freezing. Maybe a couple degrees over. You ever, uh, you ever been to Wisconsin?
Rose: What?
Jack: Well, they have some of the coldest winters around. I grew up there, near Chippewa Falls. I remember when I was a kid, me and my father, we went ice fishing out on Lake Wissota. Ice fishing is, you know, where you...
Rose: I know what ice fishing is!
Jack: Sorry. You just seem like, you know, kind of an indoor girl. Anyway, I, uh, I fell through some thin ice; and I'm telling you, water that cold, like right down there...
[He gestures with his chin down toward the Atlantic Ocean]
Jack: ... it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe. You can't think. At least, not about anything but the pain. Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you.
[They exchange glances]
Jack: Like I said, I don't have a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the railing, an' get me off the hook here.
Rose: You're crazy.
Jack: That's what everybody says but, with all due respect, Miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here. Come on. C'mon, give me your hand. You don't want to do this.
[She reaches her hand back, he reaches his forward, and he helps her back onto the deck]
Jack: Whew! I'm Jack Dawson.
Rose: Rose De Witt Bukater.
Jack: I'm gonna have to get you to write that one down.More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
Captain Miller: Private, I'm afraid I have some bad news for ya. Well, there isn't any real easy way to say this, so, uh, so I'll just say it. Your brothers are dead. We have, uh, orders to come get you, 'cause you're going home.
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: [starts sobbing] Oh, my God, my brothers are dead. I was gonna take 'em fishing when we got home. How - How did they die?
Captain Miller: They were killed in action.
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: No, that can't be. They're both - That... That can't be. My brothers are still in grammar school.
Captain Miller: You're James Ryan?
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: Yeah.
Captain Miller: James Francis Ryan from Iowa?
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: James Frederick Ryan, Minnesota.
[the whole crew looks embarrassed]
Pvt. James Frederick, Ryan: Well, does that - does that mean my brothers are OK?
Captain Miller: Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.More [04/07/2007 12:04:00]
Gordon Gekko: [at the Teldar Paper stockholder's meeting] Well, I appreciate the opportunity you're giving me Mr. Cromwell as the single largest shareholder in Teldar Paper, to speak. Well, ladies and gentlemen we're not here to indulge in fantasy but in political and economic reality. America, America has become a second-rate power. Its trade deficit and its fiscal deficit are at nightmare proportions. Now, in the days of the free market when our country was a top industrial power, there was accountability to the stockholder. The Carnegies, the Mellons, the men that built this great industrial empire, made sure of it because it was their money at stake. Today, management has no stake in the company! All together, these men sitting up here own less than three percent of the company. And where does Mr. Cromwell put his million-dollar salary? Not in Teldar stock; he owns less than one percent. You own the company. That's right, you, the stockholder. And you are all being royally screwed over by these, these bureaucrats, with their luncheons, their hunting and fishing trips, their corporate jets and golden parachutes.
Cromwell: This is an outrage! You're out of line Gekko!
Gordon Gekko: Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and I'll bet that half of that was spent in all the paperwork going back and forth between all these vice presidents. The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.More [05/16/2007 12:05:00]
Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.More [06/12/2007 12:06:00]
Oregonís fishing industry is a critical part of our stateís economy, and it will benefit in many ways from this Federal support approved today, Ö The dollars included in this bill will also go toward improving Oregonís tsunami readiness, while also giving a boost to our stateís cutting-edge oceanic research for the benefit of Oregon and the nation as a whole.More [07/08/2007 12:07:00]
Franklin "Foggy" Nelson: Your client, Mr. Lee, he made his first payment.
Matt Murdock: Oh, that's great, you should be very happy.
Franklin "Foggy" Nelson: Yes, it's fantastic.
[pause]
Franklin "Foggy" Nelson: He paid in *fluke.* Fluke is a *fish,* Matt. Did you know that? 'Cause I sure as hell didn't.
Matt Murdock: Mr. Lee is a good man, and... he doesn't have a lot of money, and he goes fishing on the weekends, so I guess...
Franklin "Foggy" Nelson: Yeah, and I go salsa dancing on the weekends, but I don't shake my ass to pay my phone bill, you know what I'm sayin'?More [08/19/2007 12:08:00]
Alfred Eaton: Glad to see you dried off.
Sandy Duffy: Thank you very much for fishing me out of the pond.
Alfred Eaton: My pleasure.
Creighton Duffy: And?
Sandy Duffy: And - Oh, yes. And it's a good thing I wasn't any smaller or you'd have had to throw me back.More [12/04/2007 12:12:00]
Goofy: I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son.
Max: A stick?
Goofy: No, silly. A fishing pole!
Max: Fishing? We're going fishing?
Goofy: Yup. Just like my dad and me did - two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny *away from it all*!
Max: I don't want to be *away from it all*, Dad, I like *it all*.
Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
Max: But that trip will take weeks, Dad!
Goofy: Exactly! Getting there is half the fun!
Max: Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
Goofy: Careful, son! You'll ruin my past... and our future. What the map says... we will follow.
Max: That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's seriously this party I have to...
Goofy: Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I've never even been invited to a party. Look at me, now!
Max: Great, Dad.More [01/03/2008 12:01:00]
Hannibal Lecter: Now tell me inspector: you lost family in the war?
Inspector Popil: Yes.
Hannibal Lecter: Did you catch who did it?
Inspector Popil: No.
Hannibal Lecter: Then we are both suspects. I could say you were fishing with me if you like.More [01/31/2008 12:01:00]
Lt. Kevin O'Malley: Let me tell you something, Sonny... one day when this is all over, you, me, and your pop are going to rent us a fishing boat, and catch us the biggest fish that ever swam the seas. And I'm not talking goldfish, either.
Sonny Storm: The last time I went fishing with Pop, we caught an old tire.
Lt. Kevin O'Malley: [laughs] Not this time, Sonny. We're going to get us a big fat tuna.More [02/04/2008 12:02:00]
[a failed attempt to steal Ringo's ring]
Ringo: Hey! Have you been messing about with me in my kip?
John: Eh?
Ringo: No, I mean, you know, with a fishing rod.
John: I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one. What are you doing on the floor?
Ringo: I'm tired.More [03/05/2008 12:03:00]
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Something tells me we're not going fishing this weekend.
Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: That should make you happy.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Blow it out your shorts, Ron!More [03/24/2008 12:03:00]
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Dad, you know the weights are not my thing.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Weights aren't your thing. Fishing isn't your thing. Just what is your thing?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I don't know. But I'll keep you posted.
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Okay, in the meantime, you're trying these weights, and you're coming fishing with the family! IS THAT CLEAR? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Yes sir.More [03/24/2008 12:03:00]
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.
Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?More [03/30/2008 12:03:00]
Rabinowitz: Know what I'm gonna do if we make it? I'm gonna go back to Eagle River and marry my gal, Edith Mae. Gonna get us a nice little place with a white picket fence. You know the kind. Two-car garage. Maybe a fishing boat. And in 15 years, when they're all paid for... I'll set my charges and blow the shit out of them.More [03/30/2008 12:03:00]
Captain Ramius: I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know.More [04/05/2008 12:04:00]
Chris Pontius: I can't believe I'm fishing with Steve-o as my bait!More [04/25/2008 12:04:00]
Hooper: [trying to get the fishing line secure] It may be a marlin or a stingray... but it's definitely a game fish.
[Hooper pulls as the lines snaps and he crashes his head into the wall]
Quint: [picking up the line] Gamin' fish, eh? Marlin? Stingray? Bit through this piano wire? Don't you tell me my business again! You get back on the bridge...
Hooper: Quint, that doesn't prove a damn thing!
Quint: Well it proves one thing, Mr. Hooper. It proves that you wealthy college boys don't have the education enough to admit when you're wrong.
[Quint enters the cabin as Hooper makes faces at him]
Brody: [following Quint inside the boat] What's the point? Hooks and lines...
Quint: [slams on the roof at Hooper] Hooper! 12 minutes south south east now, full throttle!
Hooper: [Mocking Pirate Voice] Aye, aye, sir! AYE JIMBOY ARAGHHH!
Quint: [to Brody] See what I do, Chief, is I trick 'em to the surface. And I jab at 'em. I'm not gonna haul 'em up like a lot of catfish.
[slams on the roof]
Quint: Hooper, full throttle!
Hooper: [voice imitating W. C. Fields] I don't have to take this abuse much longer!More [04/29/2008 12:04:00]
[Jesus' parting words to the disciples]
Jesus: Put away your swords! Don't you know that it's all over? It was nice but now it's gone. Why are you obsessed with fighting? Stick to fishing from now on!More [05/05/2008 12:05:00]
Miyagi: [Daniel is practicing karate moves while balancing on a fishing boat as Miyagi fishes] Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out. And no scare fish.More [05/23/2008 12:05:00]
Miyagi: [Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house] Oh, miss spot.
Daniel: What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were goin' fishing?
Miyagi: You not here when I go.
Daniel: Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?
Miyagi: You karate training.
Daniel: I'm WHAT? I'm bein' your goddamn SLAVE is what I'm bein' here man, now c'mon we made a deal here!
Miyagi: So?
Daniel: SO? So, you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn! For 4 days I've been bustin' my ass, and haven't learned a goddamn thing!
Miyagi: You learn plenty.
Daniel: I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe. I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn plenty!
Miyagi: Ah, not everything is as simple as...
Daniel: Oh, bullshit! I'm goin' home, man!
[Daniel turns to walk away]
Miyagi: Daniel-san! Daniel-san!
Daniel: What?
Miyagi: Come here.More [05/23/2008 12:05:00]
Miyagi: [Miyagi returns from fishing as Daniel is painting the house] Oh, miss spot.
Daniel: What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were goin' fishing?
Miyagi: You not here when I go.
Daniel: Well, maybe I wanted to go, you ever think of that?
Miyagi: You karate training.
Daniel: I'm *what*? I'm bein' your goddamn *slave* is what I'm bein' here man, now c'mon we made a deal here!
Miyagi: So?
Daniel: So? So, you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn! For 4 days I've been bustin' my ass, and haven't learned a goddamn thing!
Miyagi: You learn plenty.
Daniel: I learn plenty, yeah, I learned how to sand your decks maybe. I washed your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learn plenty!
Miyagi: Ah, not everything is as seems...
Daniel: Oh, bullshit! I'm goin' home, man!
[Daniel turns to walk away]
Miyagi: Daniel-san! Daniel-san!
Daniel: What?
Miyagi: Come here.More [05/23/2008 12:05:00]
Grant Sykes: This whole trip is gonna be like deep sea fishing in Florida. You pay seven-hundred bucks for a boat, sit on your can out in the ocean. Crew jumps around, screams, points, throws out fish bait, you catch nothing.More [06/04/2008 12:06:00]
Steve Zissou: Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.More [07/15/2008 12:07:00]
Chief Inspector James Nelson NYPD:
I wish the fishing season was as open as the one for murder.

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Le peintre:
Some people go fishing or hunting or go to war. Others commit crimes of passion. Some commit suicide. You have to kill someone.



Quart Vittel:
That's life.

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Justice of the Peace:
Opening day of the fishing season and you had to get hitched. Why didn't you come in yesterday?



Stony Brooke:
'Cause the lady didn't say "Yes" until today.

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Egbert Sousé:
Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something better for ten cents a share? If five gets ya ten, ten'll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's paisley shawl.



Og Oggilby:
Beer?



Egbert Sousé:
Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar, dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa.

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[to his dying father]



Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
Oh, say, the fishing in Mexico - there's nothing like it. It's not really fishing... it's kind of big game hunting. They have fish with teeth and horns - a throwback to the buffalo. You go out in a boat and the fish charge at you. You just got to catch 'em in self-defense. You and I and two machine guns are going down there next month.

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[last lines]



Father Francis Chisholm:
Well, man, don't stand there with half the morning gone - get the rods!


[Andrew fetches the fishing poles]



Father Francis Chisholm:
Come along, boy. Wasn't it just fine of God to make all the rivers and fill them all with little fishes and then send you and me here to catch them, Andrew? Hm?

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Elmer Fudd:
[Carries fishing gear] I bet you think I'm going fishing. No. Bewieve it or not, I'm hunting a certain wascawwy wabbit.


[Hooks a carrot onto fishing hook]



Elmer Fudd:
Wabbits wove cawwots.


[casts line into rabbit hole]



Elmer Fudd:
Pwetty cwafty, eh?

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Rivera:
[turning away from Friedman] I ain't talkin' to you no more. Hey, Judson!



Pvt. Judson:
[running up from the rear] Yeah?



Rivera:
You ever go camping in the woods?



Pvt. Judson:
What woods?



Rivera:
[to Friedman, jerking thumb towards Judson] Get that, willya?


[to Judson]



Rivera:
ANY woods!



Pvt. Judson:
No.



Rivera:
That's it! You don't know what you missed. You ain't never lived until you toasted a mickey over the coals. It ain't like Army chow. You can sit around the campfire - you can shoot it all nght, if you want to. You can go fishing - all that kinda stuff.



Friedman:
[sarcastically] Outdoor man.



Rivera:
Next time they make you a civilian, Judson, try a camp in the woods. Tell 'em I sent you.



Pvt. Judson:
Tell who?



Rivera:
The birds - and the bees! Did your old man ever tell you about the birds and the bees?



Pvt. Judson:
No.



Rivera:
Hear that, Friedman? Judson never heard of the birds and bees.



Friedman:
That's terrible!



Rivera:
Shall we tell him?



Friedman:
Maybe we'd better.



Rivera:
Give us a butt, Judson; we'll tell you alllll about the birds and the bees.



Pvt. Judson:
Ain't got a butt.

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Blackbeard:
Ben, I believe I'm going to catch me a rat!



Ben Worley:
Why, you hungry?


[motions to the rope Blackbeard is holding, which goes over the side of the ship]



Ben Worley:
. Oh, you're goin' fishing for him, aye?



Blackbeard:
NO, I ain't goin' fishin' for him, aye!

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Father Paul:
Father! Father Lonergan!



Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator:
[not wanting to disturb the fish] Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.



Father Paul:
It's a big fight in the town!



Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator:
Listen, there's a big fight in this fish right here, too.



Father Paul:
I'd have put a stop to it, but seeing it's...



Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator:
You do that, lad. It's your duty.



Father Paul:
But seeing it was Danaher and Sean Thornton...


[Father Lonergan turns at stares at Father Paul in amazement]



Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator:
WHO?



Father Paul:
Danaher and Sean Thornton!



Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator:
WELL WHY THE DEVIL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? Oh, you young...


[Throws down his fishing rod and the two run back into town. They abruptly stop behind a gate]



Father Paul:
Father, shouldn't we put a stop to it now?



Father Peter Lonergan, Narrator:
[relishing the fight from a distance] Ah, we should, lad, yes, we should, it's our duty!

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Sylvia:
[at site of first meteor landing] Did you see it come down?



Forrester:
Yes, I was fishing up in the hills.



Sylvia:
Well, you must have caught plenty with all that tackle!

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Lucas:
What kind of fishing is that? Who eats rocks?



Carl Maia:
I eat rocks, in a manner of speaking. I crush and look inside them and they tell me things.



Lucas:
What do they tell you?



Carl Maia:
How old they are.

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Ward Cleaver:
How'd the fishing go Beav?



Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver:
Great Dad. We didn't catch any fish, but Larry and I saw a man slip on a wet rock and heard everything he said.

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Doreen:
What's the black stuff you're drinking, it looks like treacle.



Arthur Seaton:
Beer and stout, try a drop.



Doreen:
No thanks, I think I tasted that once but it was horrible.



Arthur Seaton:
I'm not a boozer either but I'm going fishing this afternoon and I like a drop beforehand.

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Ameilia Sarah Dedham:
You know, Michael Donovan, you're quite a - a fella.



Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan:
Well, you know, Amelia Dedham...



Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan:
[Pulls her close while fishing a cigarette out of his pocket]



Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan:
You're quite a gal. Cigarette?



Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan:
[She turns away from him] What's a matter?



Ameilia Sarah Dedham:
I had the strangest feeling that you were going to kiss me.



Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan:
What?



Ameilia Sarah Dedham:
Well, I have been kissed before.



Michael Patrick 'Guns' Donovan:
[Walks inside to turn out the light then walks back out, spins her around and kisses her]



Ameilia Sarah Dedham:
[Flustered] Ah! I... I...


[Dazed]



Ameilia Sarah Dedham:
I thought I'd been kissed before.


[Kisses him back]

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[Dr. Lao is fishing in a dried-up riverbed]



Ed Cunningham:
I hate to tell you this, Doctor, but there aren't any fish in that river. In fact, there isn't any river.



Dr. Lao:
That's okay. Me no use bait.

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[last lines]



Capt. Carbajal:
In the time of San Miguel there was a lake and a fishing village nearby. If you find the place you can send them to me here. If I am found first, I will send them to look for you.

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Joseph Hewes:
Mr. Jefferson, nowhere do you mention deep sea fishing rights.



John Adams:
Oh good God! Fishing rights? How long is this piddling to go on? We have been here for three solid days! We have endured, by my count, more than eighty-five separate changes and the removal of close to four hundred words. Now, would you whip it and beat it 'til you break its spirit? I tell you, that document is a masterful expression of the American mind!

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Baby John:
[reeling a small shark in on his fishing line] SHARK! SHARK! SHARRRRK!


[picks it up by the tail and repeatedly bashes it against a rock]



Baby John:
SHARRRK! SHARRRRK! SHARRRRRK! SHARRRK! SHARRRRK!


[calms down and turns to Regina]



Baby John:
I think I love you.

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[the Ogres have caught the Time Bandits and Kevin in their fishing net]



Mrs. Ogre:
Aren't they lovely? We can have them for breakfast.



Winston the Ogre:
You mean eat their boots?

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[tossing out a fishing net]



Winston the Ogre:
There used to be a time when you could be sure of catching old boots, cans, hat racks, boxes. Now it's prawns all the bloody time.

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Ben Coogan:
[looking at Felix's corpse with a fishing rod in his hands] What if he catches something?



Dr. Irving Finegarten:
[laughs]

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[Vint bought a fishing rod instead of a bed that Naomi wanted]



Naomi Oates Harper:
Vinton Harper, I am not asking you, I am telling you. Now, take that silly thing back and bring me my bed.



Vinton Harper:
You got no right to tell me what to do, that's Mama's job!

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Author Unknown Today, at work, one weirdo did at least stand at least fall. juni1970 (Sergey) [01/07/2020 05:01:55] More


Anatoly Yurkin Plagiarism is the victory of stubbornness over reason. [12/23/2019 12:12:34] More


Anatoly Yurkin Like a magic mirror from a fairy tale, digital money will show artificial intelligence instead of electronic capital. (Anatoly Yurkin) [01/12/2020 12:01:38] More


Anatoly Yurkin The schemer Matures by wormholes. (Anatoly Yurkin) [12/27/2019 02:12:49] More


Anatoly Yurkin Thinking is the middle of the alienation route. (Anatoly Yurkin) [12/21/2019 02:12:19] More