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The child learns more of the virtues needed in modern life-of fairness, of justice, of comradeship, of collective interest and action-in a common school than can be taught in the most perfect family circle.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The family is the school of duties... founded on love.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Defeat is a school in which truth always grows strong.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Bad experience is a school that only fools keep going to.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If school results were the key to power, girls would be running the world.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Cinema, radio, television, magazines are a school of inattention: people look without seeing, listen in without hearing.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no otherMore [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To sentence a man of true genius, to the drudgery of a school is to put a racehorse on a treadmill.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The pace of progress will accelerate so that even engineers and technical managers will find it necessary to recycle back through school after no more than ten years. In particular fast-moving technologies skills will become obsolete every five years or so.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is our American habit if we find the foundations of our educational structure unsatisfactory to add another story or wing. We find it easier to add a new study or course or kind of school than to recognize existing conditions so as to meet the need. strangled the holy curious of inquiry. It is a very grave mistake to think that the enjoyment of seeing and searching can be promoted by means of coercion and a sense of duty.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I pay the schoolmaster, but it is the school boys who educate my son.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Conversation enriches the understanding; but solitude is the school of genius.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
No matter how vital experience might be while you lived it, no sooner was it ended and dead than it became as lifeless as the piles of dry dust in a school history book.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Education at school continues what has been done at home: it crystallizes the optical illusion, consolidates it with book learning, theoretically legitimizes the traditional trash and trains the children to know without understanding and to accept denominations for definitions. Astray in his conceptions, entangled in words, man loses the flair for truth, the taste for nature. What a powerful intellect must you possess, to be suspicious of this moral carbon dioxide and with your head swimming already, to hurl yourself out of it into the fresh air, with which, into the bargain, everyone round is trying to scare you!More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I loved learning, it was school I hated. I used to cut school to go learn something.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Einstein is an analytical mathematician seeking to give a physical interpretation to the conclusions of his mathematical process. In this he is hampered by a load of contradictory and absurd assumptions of the school that he follows, which throws him into all manner of difficulty. Einstein has such a faculty for embracing both sides of a contradiction that one would have to be of the same frame of mind to follow his thought, it is so peculiarly his own. The whole Relativity theory is as easy to follow as the path of a bat in the air at night.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The school system, custodian of print culture, has no place for the rugged individual. It is, indeed, the homogenizing hopper into which we toss our integral tots for processing.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
He was the product of an English public school and university. He was, moreover, a modern product of those seats of athletic exercise. He had little education and highly developed muscles -- that is to say, he was no scholar, but essentially a gentleman.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
When we were at school we were taught to sing the songs of the Europeans. How many of us were taught the songs of the Wanyamwezi or of the Wahehe? Many of us have learnt to dance the rumba, or the cha cha, to rock and roll and to twist and even to dance the waltz and foxtrot. But how many of us can dance, or have even heard of the gombe sugu, the mangala, nyang umumi, kiduo, or lele mama?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Law school taught me one thing; how to take two situations that are exactly the same and show how they are different.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Time is the school in which we learn, time is the fire in which we burn.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think they are both pumping gas now.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Practical wisdom is only to be learned in the school of experience. Precepts and instruction are useful so far as they go, but, without the discipline of real life, they remain of the nature of theory only.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In the school of political projectors, I was but ill entertained, the professors appearing, in my judgment, wholly out of their senses; which is a scene that never fails to make me melancholy. These unhappy people were proposing schemes for persuading monarchs to choose favorites upon the score of their wisdom, capacity, and virtue; of teaching ministers to consult the public good; of rewarding merit, great abilities, and eminent services, of instructing princes to know their true interest, by placing it on the same foundation with that of their people; of choosing for employment persons qualified to exercise them; with many other wild impossible chimeras, that never entered before into the heart of man to conceive; and confirmed in me the old observation, that there is nothing so extravagant and irrational which some philosophers have not maintained for truth.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between crimes; when bad, he is entitled to none at all.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The marks you receive in the school of experience are mostly bruises.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have often told you that I am that little fish who swims about under a shark and, I believe, lives indelicately on its offal. Anyway, that is the way I am. Life moves over me in a vast black shadow and I swallow whatever it drops with relish, having learned in a very hard school that one cannot be both a parasite and enjoy self-nourishment without moving in worlds too fantastic for even my disordered imagination to people with meaning.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school board, school boards who are afraid of the parents, parents who are afraid of the children, and children who are afraid of nobody.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
This is what you shall do: love the earth and sun, and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence towards the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown, or to any man or number of men; go freely with the powerful uneducated persons, and with the young, and mothers, of families: read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life: re-examine all you have been told at school or church, or in any books, and dismiss whatever insults your soul.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
To be born woman is to know -- although they do not speak of it at school -- women must labor to be beautiful.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you. Now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING.
Phil: Bing. More [07/22/2005 12:07:00]
[Peter, Michael, and Samir around copier]
Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point is you're supposed to work out what you
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean? More [07/25/2005 12:07:00]
When I was a kid, my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.More [07/26/2005 12:07:00]
Albus Dumbledore: This year Hogwarts will play host to a legendary event - the Triwizard Tournament. During which time a single student gets to represent his or her school in a series of magical contests. Eternal glory awaits the student who wins the tournament.More [07/26/2005 12:07:00]
Gallagher: Well, here it is: that time they told us about in high school when math would save our lives.More [07/28/2005 12:07:00]
The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of stifling strife..."More [07/31/2005 12:07:00]
U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.More [08/06/2005 12:08:00]
Buttermaker: Okay, Engelberg, this is a screwball. It's an old school thing. You gotta stand in there because it looks like it's gonna hit you, but it drops off the table.More [08/14/2005 12:08:00]
Jessie: [to Lawrence] Come on Sugden, it's your own time you're wasting
[to the other calendar girls]
Jessie: I was his junior school teacher.More [08/22/2005 12:08:00]
Ed Harken: [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.More [08/28/2005 12:08:00]
Claire Cleary: Actually Todd is an amazing painter. He goes to the Rhode Island School of Design.
John Beckwith: Wow, RISD, that's awesome Todd. Well done!
Todd Cleary: Yeah, Dad, Dad always thought I would be a political liability in case he ever ran for President.
Secretary Cleary: Now, now Todd. Actually polling shows that most people would ultimately be empathetic with our situation.
Todd Cleary: What is our situation, Dad?
Grandma Mary Cleary: You are a homo.More [08/29/2005 12:08:00]
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!More [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.More [08/31/2005 12:08:00]
Fiona: [to Sam] People go to school to get smarter, so that they can get a job. You already have a job, so it's like skipping a step.More [09/27/2005 12:09:00]
Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of whales.
John: They look like drop-outs to me.More [10/12/2005 12:10:00]
Sammy: So, how was school today?
Rudy: Stupid.More [10/14/2005 12:10:00]
Mystique: You know, people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.More [10/17/2005 12:10:00]
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: Ah, Logan. I'd like you to meet Ororo Monroe, also called Storm. This is Scott Summers, also called Cyclops. They saved your life. I believe you already know Dr. Jean Grey. You are in my School for the Gifted for Mutants. You'll be safe here from Magneto.
Wolverine: What's a Magneto?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: A very powerful mutant. He believes that a war is brewing between mutants and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time. The man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabertooth.
Wolverine: Sabertooth?
[looks at Storm]
Wolverine: Storm.
[looks at Xavier]
Wolverine: What do they call you? "Wheels"? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Students.More [10/17/2005 12:10:00]

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