If we feel the least degradation in being amorous, or merry or hungry, or sleepy, we are so far bad animals & miserable men.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
We know what the animals do, what are the needs of the beaver, the bear, the salmon, and other creatures, because long ago men married them and acquired this knowledge from their animal wives. Today the priests say we lie, but we know better.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I have enforced the law against killing certain animals and many others, but the greatest progress of righteousness among men comes from the exhortation in favor of non-injury to life and abstention from killing living beings.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Researchers, with science as their authority, will be able to cut [Animals] up, alive, into small pieces, drop them from a great height to see if they are shattered by the fall, or deprive them of sleep for sixteen days and nights continuously for the purposes of an iniquitous monograph... Animal trust, undeserved faith, when at last will you turn away from us? Shall we never tire of deceiving, betraying, tormenting animals before they cease to trust us?More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Man is head, chest and stomach. Each of these animals operates, more often than not, individually. I eat, I feel, I even, although rarely, think. This jungle crawls and teems, is hungry, roars, gets angry, devours itself, and its cacophonic concert does not even stop when you are asleep.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
You can tell all you need to about a society from how it treats animals and beaches.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Now, what I want is, facts. Teach these boys and girls nothing but Facts. Facts alone are wanted in life. Plant nothing else, and root out everything else. You can only form the minds of reasoning animals upon Facts: nothing else will ever be of any service to them. This is the principle on which I bring up my own children, and this is the principle on which I bring up these children. Stick to Facts, sir!More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
This is an age of intellectual sauces, of essence, of distillation. We have conclusions without deductions, abridgments of history and abridgments of science without leading facts. We have animals for literature, Cabinet Encyclopaedias, Family Libraries, Diffusion Societies, and heaven knows what else! What is all this for? Not to add knowledge to the learned, but to tell points to the ignorant, without giving them the trouble to acquire the links. Oh! it is sad work. And the result will be injurious to all classes.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Even savage animals can agree among themselves.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Humans are amphibians -- half spirit and half animal. As spirits they belong to the eternal world, but as animals they inhabit time.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Animals are considered as property only. To destroy or to abuse them, from malice to the proprietor, or with an intention injurious to his interest in them, is criminal. But the animals themselves are without protection. The law regards them not substantively. They have no RIGHTS!More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is nothing worse than an idle hour, with no occupation offering. People who have many such hours are simply animals waiting docilely for death. We all come to that state soon or late. It is the curse of senility.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I fear animals regard man as a creature of their own kind which has in a highly dangerous fashion lost its healthy animal reason -- as the mad animal, as the laughing animal, as the weeping animal, as the unhappy animal.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for the use of man.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Courage and conviction are powerful weapons against an enemy who depends only on fists or guns. Animals know when you are afraid; a coward knows when you are not.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The drive to resist compulsion is more important in wild animals than sex, food, or water. He found that captive white-footed mice spent inordinate time and energy just resisting experimental manipulation. If the experimenters turned the lights up, the mouse spent his time turning them down. If the experimenter turned the lights down, the mouse turned them up. The drive for competence or to resist compulsion is a drive to avoid helplessness.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Mankind are animals that makes bargains, no other animal does this.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura...
[coughs in Ace's face]
Mr. Shickadance: ... you owe me rent.
Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out.
[shows him a flyer]
Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid.
Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? What's all this pet food for?
Ace Ventura: Fiber.More [07/21/2005 12:07:00]
Danny Ocean: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Hallowe?en and Thanksgiving would fall on the same date. More [07/06/2005 12:07:00]
The Cat: Wow! This is just like the carnival, just without the abused animals and the drunken clowns with hepatitis.More [08/26/2005 12:08:00]
Dave McCue: There are women that aren't funny, and there are men that aren't funny, and there are animals that aren't funny. That's just the way things are.
Kip Kessler: Exactly. So it's good to have a woman in your group.
Dave McCue: But while men dressed as women is funny; women dressed as men is just not funny.
Kip Kessler: This is true.More [10/13/2005 12:10:00]
Stephen Falken: Now, children, come on over here. I'm going to tell you a bedtime story. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. Once upon a time, there lived a magnificent race of animals that dominated the world through age after age. They ran, they swam, and they fought and they flew, until suddenly, quite recently, they disappeared. Nature just gave up and started again. We weren't even apes then. We were just these smart little rodents hiding in the rocks. And when we go, nature will start over. With the bees, probably. Nature knows when to give up, David.More [11/27/2005 12:11:00]
Narrator: Long ago, the great Frith made the world. He made all the stars, and the Earth lived among the stars. He made all the animals and birds, and at first, he made them all the same. Now, among the animals in these days was El-Ahrairah, the prince of rabbits. He had many friends, and they all ate grass together. But after a time, the rabbits wandered everywhere, multiplying and eating as they went. Then Frith said to El-Ahrairah, 'Prince Rabbit, if you cannot control your people, I shall find ways to control them.' But El-Ahrairah would not listen. He said to Frith, 'My people are the strongest in the world.' This angered Frith, and he determined to get the better of El-Ahrairah. And so, he gave a present to every animal and bird, making each one different from the rest. When the fox came, and others, like the dog, and cat, hawk, and weasel, to each of them, Frith gave a fierce desire to hunt and kill the children of El-Ahrairah.More [12/06/2005 12:12:00]
I have always brought home stray animals - everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles.More [12/14/2005 12:12:00]
Petra: Animals love you in a way people can't. It's so uncomplicated really, you know. Whether you're successful or not, or ugly, or... beautiful. They don't care.More [01/09/2006 12:01:00]
Lord Summerisle: Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A small child is even better, but not NEARLY as effective as the right kind of adult.More [02/10/2006 12:02:00]
Opening my eyes to animal rights. … Look at the way [Hurricane] Katrina was handled — the way the government treats people and their animals is a tragedy.More [04/06/2006 12:04:00]
But if you love animals for all the right reasons- and that's just love and affection- then you're going to go after animals who need you.More [05/08/2006 12:05:00]
Rescuing animals is the only way to go.More [05/08/2006 12:05:00]
“Zoos are becoming facsimiles - or perhaps caricatures - of how animals once were in their natural habitat. If the right policies toward nature were pursued, we would need no zoos at all.”More [07/03/2006 12:07:00]
“They see these gorgeous animals and they know we must not let them perish off this Earth. You don't get that off a documentary.”More [08/02/2006 12:08:00]
“A lot of these people left home and they had to leave their animals behind and they have no idea what happened to them. Maybe we can reunite some families.”More [08/07/2006 12:08:00]
“I'd like to be a lion... they are very family-oriented. Unfortunately. too many wild animals are afraid at what man can do to them.”More [08/14/2006 12:08:00]
“I have learned that you can communicate on a very deep level with any living form. That's why my gardens bloom and my animals are so healthy-because I communicate with them.”More [08/14/2006 12:08:00]
I think I'm very determined in things that I fight for in the work I do for animals and lately with my daughter.More [09/06/2006 12:09:00]
When I worry about things going on in the world and keeping me safe and my fiance safe, I worry about keeping my animals safe.More [09/21/2006 12:09:00]
I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them.More [11/12/2006 12:11:00]
“It is heartbreaking to see so many animals in distress through the Gulf Coast region. Many of them are frightened, confused, hungry, dehydrated and lost.”More [12/04/2006 12:12:00]
The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids.More [12/11/2006 12:12:00]
We were up close with all the animals - kangaroos, camels, emus, the dingos. They're like children. They're unpredictable. But they're cute, and it was fun.More [12/18/2006 12:12:00]
[Paul is anxious about his impotence]
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have to say, not being able to perform three or four times...
Boss Paul Vitti: Eight times.
Dr. Ben Sobel: ...eight times, is not catastrophic.
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, maybe not to you, look at you. But if I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can't have that. In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake, Doctor, animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.More [03/06/2007 12:03:00]
Carl: [to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
Manfred: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
Sid: An excelent point.
Manfred: Shut up.
Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill them?
Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.
Manfred: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.
Sid: I'm a mammal that cares.More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
Sid: You did it, you kicked water's butt!
Diego: No problem. "You know, most animals can swim when they're babies."
Sid: Yeah but not tigers. I left that part out.More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
Eddie: What if we're the last animals left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth.
Crash: How are we supposed to do that? Everyone here is either a dude or our sister.More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
Manfred: Mammoths can't go extinct; we're the biggest animals on Earth.
Diatryma Mom: Uh, what about the dinosaurs?
Manfred: The dinosaurs got cocky. They made enemies.More [03/08/2007 12:03:00]
[addressing stewards who have locked the steerage passengers below decks as the ship is sinking]
Tommy Ryan: You can't keep us locked up in here like animals - the ship's bloody sinking!More [03/20/2007 12:03:00]
Wardell Pomeroy: How old were you when you first engaged in sexual activity with a partner?
Research Subject: 14.
Wardell Pomeroy: How?
Research Subject: With horse.
Wardell Pomeroy: [pause] How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14?
Research Subject: [stunned] It's true. I fucked a pony. You are genius, how did you know?
Wardell Pomeroy: You just said you had
Wardell Pomeroy: sex with horse.
Research Subject: Nooo... Whores, not horse, *whores*.More [04/02/2007 12:04:00]
Angelika: Not even the animals would drink from that stream.
[Dax and Letorc, who have been drinking it, spit out the water]
Letorc, Dax: Merde!
[Then they realize that they are pretending to be German]
Letorc, Dax: I mean, Scheiße!More [04/16/2007 12:04:00]
Guinevere: Arthur and his knights. A leader both Briton and Roman. And yet, you chose your allegiance to Rome, to those who take what does not belong to them. That same Rome that took your men from their homeland.
Arthur: Listen, lady, do not pretend you know anything about me or my men.
Guinevere: How many Britons have you killed?
Arthur: As many as tried to kill me. It's the natural state of any man to want to live.
Guinevere: Animals live! It's the natural state of any man to want to live free... in their own country. I belong to this land. Where do you belong, Arthur?More [04/25/2007 12:04:00]
Dwayne: I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
Gladys: Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
Dwayne: Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there won't be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job.More [04/27/2007 12:04:00]
RJ: [showing the other animals around the houses] They *always* got food with them. We eat to live - these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about!
[as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do]
RJ: The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.
RJ: *That* is a device to summon food.
RJ: That is one of the many voices of food.
[signifies front door]
RJ: *That* is the portal for the passing of food.
[signifies delivery truck]
RJ: *That* is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!
RJ: *That* gets the food hot!
RJ: *That* keeps the food cold!
RJ: *That*... I'm not sure what that is.
[kids break the piñata and Verne yells]
RJ: Well, what do you know? FOOD!
[signifies table where family prays before dinner]
RJ: *That* is the altar where they WORSHIP food!
[signifies advert for Seltzer]
RJ: That's what they eat when they've eaten TOO MUCH food!
RJ: *That* gets rid of the guilt so they can eat MORE FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD! So, you think they have enough?
RJ: Well, they don't. For humans, enough is *never* enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!
[opens the thrash cans and throws them]
RJ: Dig in!More [04/27/2007 12:04:00]
Alex the Lion: They should call it the San Di-lame-o Zoo. First they tell you, "Hey, we got this great open plan, where animals can run wild." Next thing you know, you have flowers in your hair, and everybody's hugging everybody.More [04/27/2007 12:04:00]
Julian: [begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat] Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me
[Maurice begins waving Julian's arm]
Julian: Faster, you naughty little monkey!More [04/27/2007 12:04:00]
Shaw: How many other animals are in on the conspiracy? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!More [05/02/2007 12:05:00]
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