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Irony is the hygiene of the mind.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The social kiss is an exchange of insincerity between two combatants on the field of social advancement. It places hygiene before affection and condescension before all else.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Nine-tenths of our sickness can be prevented by right thinking plus right hygiene -- nine-tenths of it!More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of their blood.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Gen. Lecoq:
Now men, because you are all getting a three-day furlough before going into battle, we would like to show you this little hygiene play.


[the actors step forward and the play begins]



Woman hygiene class:
Goodbye. I hope you had a good time.



Soldier:
I did. I had a good time. Oh, what's this sore on my lip? I better see the doctor.


[He steps to his right and another actor stands up]



Soldier:
Doc, I have this sore on my lip.



Doctor:
You have a social disease my friend.



Soldier:
Oh my God!



Doctor:
If you do not treat it, you will go blind... Or insane!


[Applause]



Gen. Lecoq:
Well men, that is the end of the play. Have a good time on your furlough and take care of yourselves.



Soldier:
Well, what did you think of the play?



Boris:
Oh, it was weak. I was never interested. Although the part of the doctor was played with gusto and verve and the girl had a delightful cameo role. A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head.



Soldier:
As for me I'm planning to spend the next three days in a brothel. Care to come with me?



Boris:
No, I went to a brothel once in my life. I got hiccups you know, it was over like that.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Lucien Cordier:
Do you know why dogs sniff each other's butts? When dogs still ruled the world, they held a convention to vote new laws. The head dog said: "I suggest that due to poor hygiene here, our assholes we leave at the door." The dogs agreed and de-assholed. But just then, a tornado blew in and mixed all the assholes up. Not one dog recognized his own. Ever since, they smell each other's asses. And it'll go on till the end of time.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Eddie Arcadian:
Where are you gonna go, Angie? Without me, you're nothing! Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by on her tits!



Angela:
And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Rodney:
[on telephone] Hey, honey, feeling better?



Dr. John Dolittle:
Who's this?



Rodney:
I'll give you a hint: I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make five hundred babies a year!



Dr. John Dolittle:
Rodney. Get back in your cage.



Rodney:
What's up with that trap behind the fridge? You trying to kill me?



Dr. John Dolittle:
Never mind that. Get your little furry ass back in your cage. Now. I don't want your droppings on... Bye-bye.


[to security guard]



Dr. John Dolittle:
My son Rodney. Little hairy boy, sleeps in the cage. I have to keep him in the cage because he has hygiene problems.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[after watching a video of them being born]



Daggett:
I'm going to put Dad's army hygiene movies back on.



Norbert:
Dag! Don't you see? You're not my brother!



Daggett:
Yeah, you wish.



Norbert:
And maybe my wish came true.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[about his dog, Tippy]



George Carlin:
One time I fed Tippy Cracker-Jacks. 'Cause that's what I was having. Hey, sounded like a good meal to me. Cracker-Jacks and tap water. She ate about a box-and-a-half, Cracker-Jack. And the next day I took her for a walk... she took a Cracker-Jack! Cracker-Jack was coming out of my dog! I was waiting for the surprise, you know? Hoping it wasn't a whistle or a bird call! There's certain basic hygiene that you simply have to follow.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.More [09/30/2011 11:09:10]
People will make judgments before you even speak based on the way you look. Most definitely your physical appearance matters. The way you dress, your hygiene - it all matters.More [12/01/2011 10:12:46]
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it -- or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of their blood.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hygiene is two thirds of health.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The social kiss is an exchange of insincerity between two combatants on the field of social advancement. It places hygiene before affection and condescension before all else.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People will make judgments before you even speak based on the way you look. Most definitely your physical appearance matters. The way you dress, your hygiene - it all matters.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
War, the World's Only HygieneMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Ken, my husband, just smelled like he belonged to me. I'm not talking about hygiene. I'm talking about when you hug him, he either feels like a member of your tribe or not. It's their scent.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The 'good' mother, with her fixed smile, her rigidity, her goody-goody outlook, her obsession with unnecessary hygiene, is in fact a fool. It is the 'bad' mother, unafraid of a joke and a glass of wine, richly self-expressive, scornful of suburban values, who is, in reality, good.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My mom is at my house every day, and she nags me about everything, especially hygiene.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think that carrying on a life that is meant to be private in public is a breach of taste, common sense, and mental hygiene.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is poor civic hygiene to install technologies that could someday facilitate a police state.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you have difficulty sleeping or are not getting enough sleep or sleep of good quality, you need to learn the basics of sleep hygiene, make appropriate changes, and possibly consult a sleep expert.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school and met with a group of children who had formed a water club. The group learned about how to treat their drinking water and use proper hygiene practices, such as washing their hands before eating or after going to the bathroom.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Western European societies are unprepared for the massive immigration of brown-skinned peoples cooking strange foods and maintaining different standards of hygiene. All immigrants bring exotic customs and attitudes, but Muslim customs are more troublesome than most.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Once you educate the boys, they tend to leave the villages and go search for work in the cities, but the girls stay home, become leaders in the community, and pass on what they’ve learned. If you really want to change a culture, to empower women, improve basic hygiene and health care, and fight high rates of infant mortality, the answer is to educate girls.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality. It is impossible to find a hygienist who does not debase his theory of the healthful with a theory of the virtuous. ... The aim of medicine is surely not to make men virtuous; it is to safeguard them from the consequences of their vices.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The rough and ready improvisational quality to life on board the International Space Station is reminiscent of a long trip in a sailboat: privacy and fresh produce are in short supply, hygiene is basic, and a fair amount of the crew's time is spent just on maintaining and repairing the craft.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is beyond doubt that the chief motive of Vegetarianism is the humane one. Questions of hygiene and of economy both play their part, and an important part, in a full discussion of food reform; but the feeling which underlies and animates the whole movement is the instinctive horror of butchery, especially the butchery of the more highly organized animals, so human, so near akin to man.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We will glorify war-the world's only hygiene, milliterism, patriotism , the destructive gesture of freedom-bringers, beautiful ideas worth dying for, and scorn for womanMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The baby looks at things all day without winking; that is because his eyes are not focused on any particular object. He goes without knowing where he is going, and stops without knowing what he is doing. He merges himself within the surroundings and moves along with it. These are the principles of mental hygiene.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Over the years it [the National Committee for Mental Hygiene] has championed for the promotion of 'mental health' despite the fact that nobody knows what it is or how to do it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Perhaps dirt is the necessary condition of beauty.... Perhaps hygiene and art can never be bedfellows. No Verdi, after all, without spitting into trumpets. No Duse without a crowd of malodorous bourgeois giving one another their coryzas. And think of the inexpugnable retreats for microbes prepared by Michelangelo in the curls of Moses' beard!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Apparently, sir you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you don’t have entrepreneurs. And our nation, though it has no drinking water, electricity, sewage system, public transportation, sense of hygiene, discipline, courtesy, or punctuality, ?’does’’ have entrepreneurs. Thousands and thousands of them. Especially in the field of technology. And these entrepreneurs—"we" entrepreneurs—have set up all these outsourcing companies that virtually run America now.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
War is not a pathology that, with proper hygiene and treatment, can be wholly prevented. War is a natural condition of the State, which was organized in order to be an effective instrument of violence on behalf of society. Wars are like deaths, which, while they can be postponed, will come when they will come and cannot be finally avoided.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
All progressive thought has assumed tacitly that human beings desire nothing beyond ease, security and avoidance of pain ... Hitler, because in his joyless mind he feels it with exceptional strength, knows that human beings don't only want comfort, safety, short working-hours, hygiene, birth-control and, in general, common sense; they also, at least intermittently, want struggle and self-sacrifice, not to mention drums, flags and loyalty-parades. However they may be as economic theories, Fascism and Nazism are psycholoMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The most powerful entities on earth are not governments but the multi-national corporations that see women as their territory, indoctrinating them with their versions of beauty, health and hygiene, medicating them and cultivating their dependency in order to medicate them some more.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Industrial civilization is only possible when there's no self-denial. Self-indulgence up to the very limits imposed by hygiene and economics. Otherwise the wheels stop turning.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The movie cheerfully offends all civilized notions of taste, decorum, manners and hygiene... is the movie vulgar? Vulgarity is when we don't laugh. When we laugh, it's merely human nature.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Axiomatization is what one does last, it's rubbish. It's the hygiene of mathematics, axiomatization.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I describe what is happening as 'food fascism' because this system can only survive through totalitarian control. With patents on seed, an illegitimate legal system is manipulated to create seed monopolies. Seed laws that require uniformity - which criminalize diversity and the use of open-pollinated seeds - are fascist in nature. Suing farmers after contaminating their crops is another aspect of this fascism. Pseudo-hygiene laws that criminalize local, artisanal food are food fascism. And attacks on scientists and theMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The Philosophy of Tea is not mere aestheticism ... for it expresses conjointly with ethics and religion our whole point of view about man and nature. It is hygiene, for it enforces cleanliness; it is economics, for it shows comfort in simplicity rather than in the complex and costly; it is moral geometry, inasmuch as it defines our sense of proportion to the universe.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Menoeceus is a great name. (Astrid) For an old man or a feminine hygiene product. Not for my son. And next time I get to name the kid and it won’t be something that sounds like meningitis. (Zarek) You keep that up and next time you’ll be the one birthing it, and don’t mess with me, bucko, I have connections in that department. A pregnant man is not an impossibility in my neighborhood. (Astrid)More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Values are related to our emotions, just as we practice physical hygiene to preserve our physical health, we need to observe emotional hygiene to preserve a healthy mind and attitudes.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If humanity today succeeds in combining the new scientific capacities with a strong ethical dimension, it will certainly be able to promote the environment as a home and a resource for...all...and will be able to eliminate the causes of pollution and to guarantee adequate conditions of hygiene and health for small groups as well as for vast human settlements.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Compassion suits our physical condition, whereas anger, fear and distrust are harmful to our well-being. Therefore, just as we learn the importance of physical hygiene to physical health, to ensure healthy minds, we need to learn some kind of emotional hygiene.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. "Oh thank you so much. That's what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me 'Little Pecker' while you're at it and tell me you would love to have me go shopping with you for feminine hygiene products. Oh and by all means, carry a big, sparkling pink bag with flowers on it and make me hold it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
This exchange marked the beginning of Mr. Malfoy's long campaign to have me removed from my post as headmaster of Hogwarts, and of mine to have him removed from his position as Lord Voldemort's Favorite Death Eater. My response prompted several further letters from Mr. Malfoy, but as they consisted mainly of opprobrious remarks on my sanity, parentage, and hygiene, their relevance to this commentary is remote.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Practice good personal hygiene. Wash your hands before you eat. Be aware of good clean water and food sources.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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