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With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The whore is despised by the hypocritical world because she has made a realistic assessment of her assets and does not have to rely on fraud to make a living. In an area of human relations where fraud is regular practice between the sexes, her honesty is regarded with a mocking wonder.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Whoever is detected in a shameful fraud is ever after not believed even if they speak the truth.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
There is no greater fraud than a promise not kept.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Draw the curtain, the fraud is over.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Thou hast a voice, great Mountain, to repeal. Large codes of fraud and woe; not understood by all, but which the wise, and great, and good interpret, or make felt, or deeply feel.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Dr. Gonzo: Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so.More [06/12/2007 12:06:00]
Ratigan: I have the power!
Robot Queen: Of course you do.
Ratigan: I am supreme!
Robot Queen: Only you.
Ratigan: This is my kingdom!
[maniacal laugh]
Ratigan: That is, of course, with your highness' permission.
[the robot is idle; Ratigan slaps it to start it again]
Robot Queen: Most assuredly... you insidious fiend.
Ratigan: What?
Robot Queen: You're not my royal consort!
Ratigan: [to crowd] Such a sense of humour.
Robot Queen: You're a cheap fraud & impostor!
Ratigan: [under his breath] Flaversham!
Basil: [operating the robot] A corrupt, vicious, demented, lowlife scoundrel. There's no evil scheme you wouldn't concoct.
[the robot goes crazy and breaks apart]
Robot Queen: No depravity you wouldn't commit. You, professor, are none other than a foul stenchus rodentus, commonly known as a...
Ratigan: Don't say it!
Basil: ...Sewer rat!More [01/09/2008 12:01:00]
“None of us wants to see any fraud or waste in government spending, ... But nowhere should we be more willing to give people the benefit of the doubt than with the brave men and women who served our country.”More [02/14/2008 12:02:00]
Alexander Graham Bell:
Your honor... Have I committed some offense by starving in an attic? by spending sleepless nights at my work? by being too poor to own a decent scrap of paper, on which to tell her of my love? I have sat here for days and heard myself called liar, thief, fraud and cheat. I've seen my friends humiliated, my invention belittled, just as I have seen my business destroyed by methods which must leave every honest man appalled.

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King David:
Your sarcasm is wasted. We both know that royalty is a fraud.



Michal:
It was no fraud when my father was king.



King David:
And I've never denied that Saul was every inch a king.



Michal:
[bitterly] And his successor every inch a fraud!



King David:
I will not argue that either.

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Virginia:
Sure, he should be committed!



Milly:
Of course, you'd want me to commit him, get him out of your life, put him away permanently someplace where he can never again remind either one of you of your horrible guilt; how you and you had committed the ugliest of all possible sins, so ugly that it drove him into the state he's in now!



Mr. Hanson:
What kind of a woman are you to be satisfied with only half a man? There must be so...



Milly:
Even when he doesn't know what he's doing, he's a saner man than you are! He's decent and proud. Can you say the same for yourselves? Where's your decency? In what garbage dump, Mr. Hanson? And where's yours, you tramp?



Mr. Hanson:
I don't have to listen to that!



Virginia:
She's the one who's crazy!



Mr. Hanson:
She has to be crazy to put up with that weakling!



Milly:
You, his loving, doting fraud of a father! And you, you SLUT! You're both so consumed with evil, so ROTTEN! Your filthy souls are too evil for Hell itself!

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Miguel de Cervantes:
I shall impersonate a man. His name is Alonso Quijana, a country squire no longer young. Being retired, he has much time for books. He studies them from morn till night and often through the night and morn again, and all he reads oppresses him; fills him with indignation at man's murderous ways toward man. He ponders the problem of how to make better a world where evil brings profit and virtue none at all; where fraud and deceit are mingled with truth and sincerity. He broods and broods and broods and broods and finally his brains dry up. He lays down the melancholy burden of sanity and conceives the strangest project ever imagined - -to become a knight-errant, and sally forth into the world in search of adventures; to mount a crusade; to raise up the weak and those in need. No longer will he be plain Alonso Quijana, but a dauntless knight known as Don Quixote de La Mancha.

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Host:
Good evening. I'm Lawrence Flyshacker, and welcome to, "The Real Story." Tonight we continue our series on the U.S. Presidents. You know history often whitewashes itself? For example, for years it was thought that Thomas Jefferson was a man, and that his wife slept around... whereas we now know the opposite to be true. Tonight we'll go behind another of history's myths to learn, "The Real Story."



Abraham Lincoln:
[Lincoln enters Ford's Theatre box, loudly and apparently drunk] Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me! Excuse me. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.


[plops into his seat]



Abraham Lincoln:
Sorry I'm late, guys, but I was freeing some Negroes! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



General:
That's perfectly all right, Mr. President.



Abraham Lincoln:
[Throwing his arm around his wife's shoulders] Hey, hey, hey, is this a First Lady or WHAT, huh? I just hope I'm her first man!



Mary Lincoln:
Abraham, please, the play!



Abraham Lincoln:
Oh, I've seen it five times, Mary...



Theatre patron:
Yeah, well, some of US haven't!



Abraham Lincoln:
[stands up and jeers him] Oh, well, hey, pardon me, pal, huh? What am I, just the President of the United STATES!



Abraham Lincoln:
[loudly eating a candy bar; audience shushes him] SORRY! Oh, hey, I love this part! I love this. Watch this. Listen to how she tells this jerk off. Watch this.



Abraham Lincoln:
[calls toward the stage] Hey, hey! You tell him, honey! YEAH! WHOOOOO!


[sits back down]



Abraham Lincoln:
Some people, they just don't know how to enjoy theatre.



Theatre patron:
Hey, quiet down, will ya?



Abraham Lincoln:
[stands up] Hey, stick it here, pal!


[knocks drink and popcorn off balcony]



Abraham Lincoln:
Whoa!



Theatre patron:
Watch it!



Abraham Lincoln:
Hey, I'm sorry, pal! Look, send me your cleaning bill! To my GETTYSBURG ADDRESS! Ah, ha ha ha ha!



General:
Mr. President, Mr. President, I understand that the young woman taking the role of Sarah tonight is the talk of Washington.



Abraham Lincoln:
Oh, yeah?


[looks through opera glasses]



Abraham Lincoln:
WHOA, YEAH! Hey, I thought mine eyes had seen the glory, but get a load of that babe!


[stands up and waves toward stage]



Abraham Lincoln:
Hey, hey, hey, angelpuss! Whooo, whoo, whoo! Up here, huh?



Theatre patron:
[Confederate accent] Will you shut up, suh?



Abraham Lincoln:
[stands up] Hey, hey, you gonna do something about it?



Theatre patron:
I may, suh!



Abraham Lincoln:
Yeah, you and what Confederate Army, cracker-barrel?



Theatre patron:
I warned you, suh!



Abraham Lincoln:
[losing temper] Yeah, well, why don't you come up here and do somethin'? What, what are you gonna do, shoot me, pal, huh?



Host:
And the rest is history. Please join us next week on "The Real Story" for "Hiroshima: Insurance Fraud of the Century".

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Daniel Michon:
...that legend is just another one of your damn lies.



Julius:
You could make it true. What are legends anyway but stories about ordinary people doing extraordinary things? Of course, it takes courage and imagination... not everybody has that. I may be an old fraud Daniel, but I do know this: something that two people who are in love create together against impossible odds, can hold them together... forever.

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Stan:
'ere let me ask you something, who's in charge here?



Vince Pinner:
Go on, Stan. I ain't heard this one.



Stan:
You are the assistant manager, I make the decisions.



Vince Pinner:
Stanley, so far today you've decided to turn down good business, give fraud a bad name, and to accept a bet on an elephant race. In my opinion you are to bookmaking what Wayne Sleep is to rugby league. No offence.

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Masha:
Herman! This is the last time I'm going to talk to you, and I'm going to tell you you're the worst fraud I've known in my life! If you hear that I'm dead, don't come to my funeral.

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Morton:
I'm gonna be watching you, Simms, and the minute you screw up you're gonna be working mail fraud in east Cleveland. You understand me? OR AM I YELLING AT TOO HIGH A FREQUENCY?



Sam Simms:
No, Sir, I got my ear piece in.

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Dr. Gonzo:
As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal.



Raoul Duke:
[waving a flyswatter behind Gonzo's head] Pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker!



Dr. Gonzo:
[oblivious] Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid? I sure hope so.

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Seto Kaiba:
[to Zigfried] Instead of turning you in for fraud and trespassing, I'll let you go, on one condition. Get out of my life, and take your bad hair with you! And if your overpriced shoes come anywhere near me again, I'll destroy what's left of your pathetic company!

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Julia:
So kill me, too and stop boring me with your sermons. You're a fraud and a thief, like me, like everybody.



Emilio:
No, I'm not a thief. I'm not a thief. I have a right to it, I do. We did the sports lottery together. I helped him guess the scores. He asked me for advice. He said...”Sporting against Real Sociedad"... And I... I... I said...”Tie". I don't know, it just came out of my mouth. No one else in Spain marked "Tie". Just me. I said, "Tie". When I heard he'd won the jackpot, I was glad. I swear I was glad. And he didn't want to share. As if we didn't exist. We were neighbours. A lifetime together, meeting in the elevator, in the bar... It meant nothing to him. He could have given us part, or just gifts. But no, he wanted it all for himself, the Goddamn greedy fucker. I've dreamt about this moment ever since. If I hadn't spoken, if I'd shut my mouth, if I hadn't said "Tie"... the bastard wouldn't have ruined our lives.

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Viktor:
Our ability to manufacture fraud now exceeds our ability to detect it.

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Art Chew:
You fight in your underwear?



Jean Fraud Croissant:
Y- oui. Some fight without the shirt. I fight without the pants. The better for kicking.



Art Chew:
I'm not takin' my pants off.



Jean Fraud Croissant:
You take something off. Er, fight fair!

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Captain Nicholls:
Let us understand each other. Either this is Napoleon, in which case we have all nobly performed our duty, and may look forward to a well-deserved retirement in England at the expense of the British Crown. Or this is an imposter, and you have colluded in the most heinous fraud of all time, the suitable punishment for which I can only guess at. While I, I have allowed the Monster of Europe to slip through my fingers and escape from this island on my watch. ON MY WATCH! Gentlemen... what we have here is a dead emperor.

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Paul Rivers:
We have lived on a fraud a long time.

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Paul Rivers:
We've been a fraud for a long time, Mary.

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Things gained through unjust fraud are never secure.More [07/16/2011 06:07:50]
Bush the father did well in placing his sons as governors and did not forget to pass on the expertise in fraud from the leaders of the region to Florida to use it in critical moments.More [07/29/2011 04:07:43]
Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.More [08/19/2011 09:08:44]
Any informed borrower is simply less vulnerable to fraud and abuse.More [08/23/2011 04:08:46]
The word 'fraud' will be in some of the documents that are the settlement documents, ... I believe very deeply that at its root what was going on with the analysts and the investment bankers was probably the largest fraud ever committed upon the investing public.More [12/03/2012 07:12:33]
We will use every tool available to pursue fraud against the New York Medicaid program wherever it occurs, ... The criminal and civil sanctions imposed on Heritage and Arnold demonstrate our continuing efforts to prosecute fully any crimes we uncover and return misappropriated funds to the State.More [12/03/2012 07:12:15]
We will use every tool available to pursue fraud against the New York Medicaid program wherever it occurs, ...More [12/04/2012 09:12:02]
Stop and think about it: even just leveling the playing field with China for a decade would be the equivalent of one-fifth of our national debt (and would have been one-third of our debt had we not elected the community organizer). You add in several hundred billion a year from putting OPEC in line, hundreds of billions from negotiating properly with the many other countries that are ripping us off, root out the hundreds of billions of incredible fraud that occur every year (more on that later), and now we have a debt problem America can manage—one where we can attack waste and abuse and whittle down the remaining debt to get our fiscal house in order. So that’s the first step: bringing home the hundreds of billions of dollars that the petro thugs at OPEC and our enemy China steal from us every single year—and then go after all of the others.More Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again [06/21/2016 08:06:16]
But I'm acutely aware that the possibility of fraud is even more prevalent in today's world because of the Internet and cell phones and the opportunity for instant communication with strangers.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
There's always an element of fear that you need to work a lot until people get sick and tired of you or finally figure out that you're a fraud after all!More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
It is a sign of the times that the absence of meaningful ID requirements in many states leaves our voting process vulnerable to fraud and allows legal votes to be cancelled out by illegally cast ballots.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Fraud and falsehood only dread examination. Truth invites it.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Fraud and falsehood only dread examination. Truth invites it.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Wherever there is possession of marks, there is fraud ; wherever there is no-possession of no-marks, there is no fraud. Hence the Tathagata is to be seen from no-marks as marks.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It is fraud to conceal fraudMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Fraud is the homage that force pays to reason.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Whoever is detected in a shameful fraud is ever after not believed even if they speak the truthMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
For the most part fraud in the end secures for its companions repentance and shameMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I regard psychiatry as fifty percent bunk, thirty percent fraud, ten percent parrot talk, and the remaining ten percent just a fancy lingo for the common sense we have had for hundreds and perhaps thousands of years, if we ever had the guts to read iMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every fact of science was once Damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was denounced as fraud and folly. The entire web of culture and "progress," everything on earth that is man-made and not given to us by nature, is the concrete manifestation of some man's refusal to bow to Authority. We would own no more, know no more, and be no more than the first apelike hominids if it were not for the rebellious, the recalcitrant, and the More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I am bourgeois to the core and parochial beyond belief, and yet I am drawn to art and scholarship as my anti-type, my shadow, the voice of distinction I never possessed. I don't think of myself as a teacher so much as an impersonator of profundities, inhabiting the wisdom of texts with the naked confidence that the value of the genius I espouse transcends the particular fraud that I am the one espousing it. And it doesn't even matter to me that no one seems to be listening; those who listen that I don't know about are More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The fiction pleased; our generous train complies,
Nor fraud mistrusts in virtue's fair disguise.
The work she plyed, but, studious of delay,
Each following night reversed the toils of day.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
So glistered the dire Snake, and into fraud
Led Eve, our credulous mother, to the Tree
Of Prohibition, root of all our woe.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Some cursed fraud
Of enemy hath beguiled thee, yet unknown,
And me with thee hath ruined.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Perplexed and troubled at his bad success
The Tempter stood, nor had what to reply,
Discovered in his fraud, thrown from his hope.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
But truer stars did govern Proteus' birth;
His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles,
His love sincere, his thoughts immaculate,
His tears pure messengers sent from his heart,
His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Money is your means of survival. The verdict you pronounce upon the source of your livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life. If the source is corrupt, you have damned your own existence. Did you get your money by fraud? By pandering to men's vices or men's stupidity? By catering to fools, in the hope of getting more than your ability deserves? By lowering your standards? By doing work you despise for purchasers your scorn? If so, then your money will not give you a moment's or a penny's worth of joy. ThenMore [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
No letters after your name are ever going to be a total guarantee of competence any more than they are a guarantee against fraud. Improving competence involves continuing professional development ... That is the really crucial thing, not just passing an examination.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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