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The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. More Napoleon Hill
Sandra: No one speaks of pavilions anymore, and that saddens me.

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Sandra: Funny Girl was hot, hot, hot that year. And I begged my father to take us to see it, but he couldn't get his hands on a single ticket. Instead, he took us to see a matinee of Any Wednesday with Sandy Dennis. He said, Let's go see a woman who's going to be doing the exact same thing for the next 20 years. But she did it best in Any Wednesday, you have to admit.

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Sandra: Come back to the Five and Dime, Barbra Streisand, Barbra Streisand.

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Sandra: [about Barbra Streisand] ... she went down the Stoney End. She never wanted to go down the Stoney End, but somebody forced her down the Stoney End. We miss you, Barbra. Come back to the Five and Dime, Barbra Streisand, Barbra Streisand.

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Sandra: I can recall to this day the thrill of knowing someone in an all-American family was losing her grip. The thought of the family hovering together terrified really turned me on. It was as if I could go over and reassure them and tell them I would take care of everything.

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Sandra: It was a portrait Normal Rockwell forgot to paint: someone's mother home again ^Å in oils.

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Sandra: When I was a little girl, I used to go home for lunch every day, and I'd pretend that my mother was a waitress in a roadside cafe. I'll have a side order, ma'am. A side order consists of a white-meat tuna, a dollop of mayonnaise, some carrot strips and potato chips. And then I'd sit at the counter... and ignore her.

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Sandra: My parents got divorced five years ago after 38 years of marriage. I thought, oh what perfect timing.

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Sandra: [talking about her new mother-in-law] I remember the first time I met her. My dad came to pick up me and my brother at my mom's house. He pulled up in a Thunderbird, and I got in the back seat, and I said, Dad, why didn't you bring a bigger car? She said, Don't bitch. We could've brought the TransAm. Don't wear your seatbelt. Where I come from, people die - they burn up when they wear their seatbelt. Charmed.

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Sandra: The last time I went anywhere with my parents before the divorce, we'd gone to Vegas 'cause I was doing the telethon with Jerry Lewis. And we'd just had dinner at the Stardust Hotel, one of the eight international restaurants -- I believe it was Aku Aku, the Polynesian. And my mother grabbed a handful of after-dinner mints, and she started choking on them. So me and my brother walked really far ahead in the casino. And my dad finally got her a glass of water, and she washed it all down. She went, Oh my God, there must have been dust on those mints.

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Sandra: My father's a proctologist. My mother's an abstract artist. That's how I view the world.

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Sandra: ...there was something really great about growing up in a liberal, intellectual, Jewish household with three sensitive older brothers. But there were times, I have to admit, that I really got caught up in the romance of being gentile, especially around Christmas time.

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Sandra: [imitating a gentile mother at Christmas] Oh sure, your father may be going through a little bit of a mid-life crisis. But I worship that man, and I adore you kids. You both have been under so much pressure lately, what, with the cotillion coming up, Babe. Get some sleep. Grandma's coming over real early. We have some terrific presents to open. Sweet dreams. Love ya. And may all your Christmases be white. More Sandy Gallin
Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none. More Gerald Barzan
I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. More Helen Keller
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends. More Sandy Gallin
Never offer to teach a fish to swim. More Proverb Proverb
I try not to make it easy for myself. I try very hard to stay in the moment. I'm not an actor who psyches himself up for a take. I do the opposite. I actually try and reduce, reduce, reduce, reduce, reduce and get to what I call a flat line or a zero. More Ben Kingsley
Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world -- and never will. More Mark Twain
Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile; they are commonly planted too close. More William T. Davis
Puss-in-Boots: Ah-ha-ha!...
[cough - hack - cough]
Puss-in-Boots: He he... Hairball.
Donkey: Oh, that is nasty! More Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004] Cartoons; Shrek 2 [2004]
I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing. More Uma Thurman
I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to bat. More Franklin D Roosevelt
Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious -- friendship and learning. More Jane Harrison
Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy. More Henry Fielding
From small beginnings come great things. More American Proverb
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off. More Alan Bennett
I sang in church choir all my life, through elementary school, junior high and high school. More Kevin Richardson
Sadly, there are no rules by which an actor learns his craft. Would that it were that easy. I spent four years studying acting in college and another two years in English Classical training and ended up working a lot on TV. More Dirk Benedict
Growing older, I have lost the need to be political, which means, in this country, the need to be left. I am driven into grudging toleration of the Conservative Party because it is the party of non-politics, of resistance to politics. More Kingsley Amis
Timothy Lupus: I heard he puts money under your bed at night when you lose a tooth.
Tanner Boyle: That's the tooth fairy, you homo! More Movie: Bad News Bears [2005] Movie: Bad News Bears [2005]

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