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sense of humor

Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
It is important to rely on your imagination for your sense of humor and your memory for your truths. Not the other way around.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking better known better. I mean, tht's his fucking wife, man, he can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Jules: That's an interesting point.More [07/14/2005 12:07:00]
Marie: Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.More [01/08/2006 12:01:00]
We had a good sense of humor about it, because we knew what we were holding on to and how it was going to exceed expectations and [labels]. We weren't running around naked in chaps swinging pink guns in the air. We knew that, and we found it funny that no one else did.More [05/10/2006 12:05:00]
My sense of humor has served me well.More [06/30/2006 12:06:00]
Then you sit down and really check the person out and oftentimes you think, Yeah, she's got a great ass, but she's dumber than *#*#. She has no real sense of humor and no real character.More [11/19/2006 12:11:00]
We really bonded very early. He has a great sense of humor and was very kind to me. I learned so much from watching such an incredible actor.More [11/22/2006 12:11:00]
Stanley: What are you still doing here? Look, I'm beginning to lose my sense of humor about all this.
Ginger: Ok, then I'll cut to the chase. If you want a chance in hell at getting your daughter back you better listen up. Unless of course, you want to stay here, in this loser existence, while your daughter grows up to be a fluffer in her new daddy's videos.
Stanley: With the courtesy of not confusing your own childhood with my daughter's.More [03/15/2007 12:03:00]
Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?
Elsie (Head Housemaid): We do if something's funny, sir.More [04/22/2007 12:04:00]
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?More [06/23/2007 12:06:00]
Both my parents had a strong influence on my sense of humor and my ending up in this profession. They both had terrific and very different senses of humor. Mom had a very dry, deadpan sense of humor. My Dad has a very wet, anything-goes kind of humor. He tends toward the wild and crazy.More [09/12/2007 12:09:00]
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.More [01/29/2008 12:01:00]
Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?More [04/15/2008 12:04:00]
People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with me every time I sing. I keep a sense of humor about it.More [12/02/2008 12:12:00]
Warden George Waddell:
Now, don't take any wooden nickels.

Countess von Claudwig:
Ha-ha, what an excruciating sense of humor you have.

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Maximillan 'Max' Carey:
Let me give you a tip about Hollywood. Always keep your sense of humor then you can't miss.

Mary Evans:
Don't worry about me. I got a great sense of humor.

Maximillan 'Max' Carey:
Good. I'll give you my private telephone number. It's... oh well I've forgotten it, but it doesn't matter. You'll find it listed in the book under the name of my Chinese cook, Hip Sing Lung. You think I'm screwy don't you?

Mary Evans:
No. I know you're screwy.

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Sidney Falco:
Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.

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Hugo Drax:
Frederick Gray! What a surprise. And in distinguished company, all wearing gas masks. You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!

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It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.

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You've got a sense of humor Bob... I like that in a man.

What do you like in a woman?

Big tits.

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Chris McConnell:
[after Chris accidentally insults C.D.'s nose] Aren't you going to kill me? The guys said...

C.D. Bales:
Oh, ordinarily, yeah, but not today.

Chris McConnell:
How come?

C.D. Bales:
Because yesterday... she doesn't. But today... she does.

[They laugh together, as the guys come back in]

So you finally got a sense of humor about your nose.

[C.D. grabs his tie and slams him against the wall, causing the guys to run out again]

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Alexandra Medford:
I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

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Roger Rabbit:
Say, Eddie. That sure was a funny dance you did for the weasels. Do you think your days of being a sourpuss are over?

Eddie Valiant:
Only time will tell.

Roger Rabbit:
Yeah, well... put 'er there, pal.

[They shake hands; Eddie gets shocked by buzzer on Roger's hand; he glowers at Roger]

Roger Rabbit:
Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already?

Eddie Valiant:
[Grabbing Roger by the throat] Does this answer your question?

[Eddie kisses Roger in the mouth]

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Andre Lacombe:
You've developed a sense of humor since we last met. How about self-control?

Marco Luganni:
When necessary.

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We call it the loony bin, or the nut house, to show that we've got a sense of humor about it.

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Timothy Leary:
It is my ambition to really liberate the world. Why not? Why settle for anything less? And I have a sense of humor about it. I know the odds are against me. But we only have a few years here. Let's try to leave this, uh, spaceship a better place.

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You here to make fun of me too?

No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?


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Scientist Prisoner:
Your sense of humor is as sick as your methods, Doctor.

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Haven't seen you in a skirt before. You look ....great.......

Yeah well, I bet you say that to all the inspectors you meet.

No, actually your my first one. So, are your friends at work are the giving you a hard time about dating an ADA?

Not really it's......

Me, right?

No, just someone... like you.

Just cause I have never been in a fistfight or been sent to detention does not mean I am not a force to be reckoned with.

Oh... okay, well... You have a sense of humor I give you that.

You know, I really wanted to take you someplace special tonight and I thought sailing but my friends boat's in drty dock. Um, I checked into a charte plae to Napa... it's way out of my league. So I settled for good foodnice music...and, um....


Come on.

Oh, no. no, no, no

Come here.

No one else is dancing.

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.More [07/08/2011 06:07:16]
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?More [07/08/2011 07:07:31]
Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.More [07/09/2011 04:07:23]
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.More [07/10/2011 04:07:06]
Seriousness is a sickness; your sense of humor makes you more human, more humble. The sense of humor -- according to me -- is one of the most essential parts of religiousness.More [07/13/2011 09:07:42]
What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!More [08/05/2011 12:08:40]
Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous.More [08/08/2011 05:08:03]
I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.More [09/10/2011 02:09:08]
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.More [09/25/2011 12:09:11]
You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.More [10/11/2011 11:10:08]
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.More [10/12/2011 10:10:36]
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.More [10/27/2011 05:10:05]
I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.More [01/09/2012 02:01:02]
Get in there and cut loose and have a good time, ... It's a punk rock show, it's fun, it's got a sense of humor about itself. But nonetheless, it is a (freakin') rock show. It's a show that I think a lot of people have been waiting to come around. A lot of shows come through and they've got the lights or they've got the flames or they have the music. But they don't have both. This show is firing on all cylinders.More [02/03/2012 04:02:43]
One is a young, pockmarked wiseacre with a smirk that won't quit, the other an aging but still gorgeous leading man with a sense of humor that won't start.More [02/12/2012 01:02:23]
If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations.More [03/20/2012 09:03:03]
It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.More [03/20/2012 09:03:12]
If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well.More [03/21/2012 10:03:31]
I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.More [03/31/2012 02:03:06]
A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.More [06/08/2012 12:06:43]
He was the go-to guy and had a hard charge. He had a great sense of humor and was always happy. Whatever it took for the team, he'd do it.More [07/01/2012 05:07:27]
I have a pretty good sense of humor and am able to laugh at myself [...].More [07/13/2012 02:07:49]
And people, especially in England, its like "that band that wears bellbottoms and sounds like Black Sabbath and sing about disco", all this kind of stuff. Just because we had a bit of a sense of humor it got taken to the extreme.More [08/08/2012 05:08:32]
But I think you have to have a sense of humor to survive, especially in the times nowadays.More [10/06/2012 04:10:52]
I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humor And when I die I expect to find him laughingMore [10/18/2012 05:10:58]
A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.More [10/17/2013 06:10:50]

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