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A woman of mystique is fully aware of her flaws and weaknesses, yet she is strong enough to admit them and not be embarrassed by them.More [01/01/2000 12:01:00]
Stuart: It is no more crazy than a dog finding a rainbow. Dogs are colourblind, Gretchen. They don't see colour. Just like we don't see time. We can feel it, we can feel it passing, but we can't see it. It's just like a blur. It's like we're riding in a supersonic train and the world is just blowing by, but imagine if we could stop that train, eh, Gretchen? Imagine if we could stop that train, get out, look around, and see time for what it really is? A universe, a world, a thing as unimaginable as colour to a dog, and as real, as tangible as that chair you're sitting in. Now if we could see it like that, really look at it, then maybe we could see the flaws as well as the form. And that's it; it's that simple. That's all I discovered. I'm just a... a guy who saw a crack in a chair that no one else could see. I'm that dog who saw a rainbow, only none of the other dogs believed me.
Gretchen: I believe you.More [05/23/2008 12:05:00]
Red Queen:
You know, sometimes old things are better than new ones, flaws and all.

Mad Hatter:
Exactly. Why, we'd rather have our old Queen than a young one any day!

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[after Blanche and Rose meanly point out the flaws in her body] Why don't I just wear a sign that says, "Too Ugly To Live?"

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Welcome and thank you for calling our award winning 24 hour technical support service for...”Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... Please be prepared with a specific problem regarding...”Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... in order to facilitate assistance from one of our skilled...”Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"... technicians.

Mike Nelson:
Oh yeah. I'm prepared for some specific problems about 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' alright, dont worry about that.

tech support:
'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' technical support. This is Mandy. How can I help you?

Mike Nelson:
Well, uh, first of all... lets see...

tech support:
Sir, let me take care of some common troubleshooting possibilities right away. Are you in fact watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'?

Mike Nelson:

tech support:
We do find that people new to our 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank' family viewers can make a simple mistake in actually be watching another movie. If that is the case, then we would urge you to call the appropiate technical support service for we are legally unable to provide support for other...

Mike Nelson:
Look Look, were watching 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.' The credits are rolling right now.

tech support:
So it's not complete yet?

Mike Nelson:
Well, No but I mean...

tech support:
We strongly advise our customers to view the entire film. It's impossible for us to gauge the accuracy of any confusion or complaint...

Mike Nelson:
Look, how are the credits gonna help the fact that we have no idea what was going on with... anything... what was the "I'm interface" thing. What was the skinny woman doing when she was licking her watch?

Tom Servo:

Mike Nelson:
Hey, why the pinch mouth cockney creep and

[in voice]

Mike Nelson:
"The guy just reverses the access code"... that was well crafted...

tech support:

Mike Nelson:
and the music was the most insipid...

Tom Servo:

Mike Nelson:
Banal noodling I've ever heard in my life.

tech support:
Sir, those are unfortunate design flaws which we do acknowledge.

Mike Nelson:
Well, what can I do about it?

tech support:
When did you Purchase your version of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank?

Mike Nelson:
...Uhh I didn't purchase it... I just ahh...

tech support:
Ummph, so you are an unauthorized viewer of 'Overdrawn at the Memory Bank'? I am legally required to report this violation of all...

Crow, Tom Servo:

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Harold Green:
[Referring to one of Red's many schemes] I don't want any judgments or anything, but I think your plan is flawed, badly flawed, like "Rescue 911"-type flawed.

Red Green:
Well, Harold, if we're gonna have to start comparing things with flaws in them, I don't think you're going to have a very nice day.

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Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!

Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation!

[He zaps Jasmine and the Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him. He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitty-cat]

Down, boy! Oh, princess,

[lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]

there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.

[Flying towards him on carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her!

[zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality

[brings Aladdin and Jasmine closer in the air]

Yes, meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!

[zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]

Or should we say Aladdin?

Princess Jasmine:
[shocked] Ali

Jasmine, I tried to tell you.

[still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin

[turns Abu back to his normal self]

Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me his personality flaws give me adequate cause to send him packing on a one-way trip

[sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, carpet flies in after the,]

so his prospects take a terminal dip his assets frozen, the venue chosen is the ends of the earth,

[sends the pillar in the air]

whoopee! So long,

Good bye, see ya!

[sings] Ex-Prince Ali!

[laughs maniacly]

More [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
[a witch doctor has put a hex on Piper, Paige and Phoebe; causing their character flaws to become obsessions]

What are those?

Slipcovers. To keep the furniture clean. Although I've come to the conclusion we should probably just stand from now on.

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John Anderton:
What does your father think about your line of work?

Danny Witwer:
I don't know. He was shot and killed when I was 15 outside a pub in Ireland. I know how it is to lose somebody close to you John. Of course, nothing's like the loss of a child, I don't have any children of my own, so I can only imagine what that must've been like. To lose your son. The both of us are here to make sure that what happened to us never happens to anybdy else.

John Anderton:
Yeah, why don't you cut the cute act and tell me why is it you're looking for?

Danny Witwer:

John Anderton:
There hasn't been a murder in 6 years. There's nothing wrong with the system, it's...

Danny Witwer:
[interrupting] Perfect. I agree. But, if there are flaws in this system, it will be human, it always is.

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Brian Griffin:
The sixties brought the hippie breed / And decades later, things have changed indeed / We lost the values, but we kept the weed / You've got a lot to see / The Reagan years have laid the frame / For movie stars to play the White House game / We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim / You've got a lot to see / The town of Vegas / Has got a different face / 'Cause it's a family place / With lots to do / Where in the fifties / A man could mingle with scores / Of all the seediest whores / Well now his children can too / You heard it from the canine's mouth / The country's changed, that is except the South / And you'll agree / No one really knows, my dear lady friend / Just quite how it all will end / So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see / The baldness gene was cause for dread / But that's a fear that you can put to bed / They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head / You've got a lot to see / The PC age has moved the bar / A word like "redneck" is a step too far / The proper term is "country music star" / You've got a lot to see / Our flashy cell phones / Make people mumble, "Gee whiz" / "Look how important he is" / "His life must rule" / You'll get a tumor / But on your surgery day / The doc will see it and say / "Wow, you must really be cool" /

Tom Tucker:
There's lots of things you may have missed!

Adam West:
Like Pee-Wee and his famous wrist!

Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye!

Neil Goldman:
That awesome "Thundercats" cartoon!

Diane Simmons:
Neil Armstrong landing on the moon!

Meg Griffin:
Neil Armstrong? Wait, was he the trumpet guy?

Brian Griffin:
So let's go see the USA / They'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay / Or Cherokee / But you can forgive he world and its flaws / And follow me there, because / You've still got a hell of a lot to see / You've got a lot to see /

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[Numbuh 1 and tommy are riding Tommy's rocket to the moon]

Nigel Uno:
What was that?

Tommy Gilligan:
Um... remember those design flaws I mentioned?

Nigel Uno:

Tommy Gilligan:
I... never designed a braking system.

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The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm not sure who the first person was who said that. Probably Shakespeare. Or maybe Sting. But at the moment, it's the sentence that best explains my tragic flaw, my inability to change. I don't think I'm alone in this. The more I get to know other people, the more I realize it's kind of everyone's flaw. Staying exactly the same for as long as possible, standing perfectly still... It feels safer somehow. And if you are suffering, at least the pain is familiar. Because if you took that leap of faith, went outside the box, did something unexpected... Who knows what other pain might be out there, waiting for you. Chances are it could be even worse. So you maintain the status quo. Choose the road already traveled and it doesn't seem that bad. Not as far as flaws go. You're not a drug addict. You're not killing anyone... Except maybe yourself a little. When we finally do change, I don't think it happens like an earthquake or an explosion, where all of a sudden we're like this different person. I think it's smaller than that. The kind of thing most people wouldn't even notice unless they looked at us really close. Which, thank God, they never do. But you notice it. Inside you that change feels like a world of difference. And you hope this is it. This is the person you get to be forever... that you'll never have to change again.

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I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't like that. It's great to get to a place where you dismiss anything you're worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.More [07/07/2011 01:07:05]
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.More [07/16/2011 05:07:21]
I know my flaws before other people point them out to me.More [12/16/2011 10:12:54]
I have my flaws too, but I am a professional who doesn't like to miss or lose.More [09/05/2012 10:09:29]
Make up doesn't define your beauty, its just use to cover up what makes you beautiful, our flaws are there for a reason, embrace themMore [12/24/2012 01:12:01]
'Entourage' is a great show, but it's fantasy. I spent my twenties in L.A. in this business, and my life didn't look anything like that. 'Big Bang' reflects a side of men that is rarely shown. We see their flaws - all of them.More [07/08/2013 10:07:35]
A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I'm confident - confident in my skin, and I'm cool with my flaws and all that stuff.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I have my flaws and my issues, past and present and who knows what will happen in the future. I want people to know I'm vulnerable too and each one of us is.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
This president has been reluctant to hold anybody accountable. No one was held accountable after September the 11th. Nobody's been held accountable after the clear flaws in intelligence leading up to the war in Iraq.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
What I am is how I came out. No one's perfect and you just have to accept your flaws and learn to love yourself.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
I've never met a woman who thinks they've got a good enough figure - however perfect they look - which is sad, because no one else can see these perceived flaws they're entirely internal.More [03/12/2018 02:03:32]
For the preacher's merit or demerit,
It were to be wished that the flaws were fewer
In the earthen vessel, holding treasure,
But the main thing is, does it hold good measure
Heaven soon sets right all other matters!More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A woman of mystique is fully aware of her flaws and weaknesses, yet she is strong enough to admit them and not be embarrassed by them.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Heroes became heroes flaws and all. You don't have to be perfect to
fulfill your dream.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Feast of Etheldreda, Abbess of Ely, c.678 Continuing a short series on authenticity: For the preacher's merit or demerit, It were to be wished the flaws were fewer In the earthen vessel, holding treasure, Which lies as safe in a golden ewer; But the main thing is, does it hold good measure? Heaven soon sets right all other matters.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Every time you go out on the ice, there are slight flaws. You can always think of something you should have done better. These are the things you must work on.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
When you're 0-9, you've got a lot of flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I wouldn't say it's confidence. I think last year I lacked certain fundamentals. I was inconsistent with my swing. I've worked on correcting those flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Eventually you love people - friends or lovers - because of their flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Objectivity is a false god. We are human beings and we screw up or have flaws that are hidden from us. But fairness and balance are possible. Not stereotyping people we write about is possible. We can be skeptical without being cynical,More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Today as we celebrate the birth, the life, the dream of Dr. Martin Luther King, it is a time for our nation to remember the injustices that Dr. King fought (against). It is a time to remember his fight for freedom, equality and dignity of all races and all people. He was an incredible man ... he forced our nation to look inside and face our own flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We love Nelson because, like real heroes, he was not perfect. He could be vain and he had his flaws - he even suffered from seasickness. But he was brave and inspired the deepest loyalty, and when it mattered he got it right.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I would emphasize in the end that parents and kids think the Internet is a good thing. They realize it has its flaws, but in the final tally they believe it is a positive thing in their kids' lives.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
The government's current approach is a U-turn on previous policy and its application is riddled with flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
My follow-through wasn't the same. When you have a bad wrist like that you try to make adjustments shooting the ball and obviously there's going to be some flaws to the shot.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Audubon biographers and scholars [have noted], by various euphemisms, that all great men have their flaws, and their man's principal flaw was that he, well, he lied a lot.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I've figured there'd be some flaws in it. It's just rare to meet someone you served with and stood side-by-side and took pictures. I've come to find out it's real hard to pursue.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
However, when Java is promoted as the sole programming language, its flaws and limitations become serious.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
That (pass) was a great play. You guys have been following me with Hooton, and I just can't explain it. He just can't get points. I've never seen anything like it and I can't figure it out because he doesn't have a lot of flaws. He's got great hands, shoots well and competes his tail off, but he's just got a way of avoiding points.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
It's still early. Usually you get a chance to work your flaws out over the course of the season. My opportunity was seven games. Now I've got to go back to the drawing board and try to get back up here.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm not going to lie and say no. It definitely brought out the things I need to work on, my flaws. Hopefully, I'll be ready to step up during the tournament. I was thinking too much. That may have been my problem.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Half the time when you're writing songs, the things you're saying, you don't realize you're saying about yourself until you finish. Then you look back on an album you've written and put the pieces together, and you're pointing out your flaws. And that's the kind of stuff people want to hear. They want to know that it's normal to fuck up. That's a lot better than writing about purity.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
A few months ago we were in a buoyant market where investors and analysts were willing to be more forgiving of flaws and more patient with profitability and success. Investors and analysts are no longer so patient.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
Think about George W. Bush. When he walks into a room, he seeks out the males. He winks and nods at them when he talks. It's similar with Kilpatrick. Many in Detroit feel that, whatever his flaws, he understands them.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I think Baltimore suffers from nostalgia and it keeps us from being honest in talking about what really happened here. A place doesn't have to be perfect to be beloved, and I love this city and I love it better for seeing its flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives...not looking for flaws, but for potential.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm a perfectionist. Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's okay if there are flaws here and there.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
People are made up of flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm attracted to playing characters that have flaws.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I'm in favour of politicians having extra-marital relationships. Oh yeah. It makes them more understanding of the flaws that the rest of us have.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]
I don't look in the mirror and think that I have flaws. I actually look in the mirror and see me. I see a lot of different characters and a lot of different things.More [03/29/2018 05:03:36]

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